American politics are an absolute goddamn carnival show. Look how fucking normal everyone looks here. Bored, upset, many of them clearly need to shit. And there’s John, doing his best to make audible noises using vocal chords like he’s one of them. Actually making an effort. Something did change in thee last 50 years. The bizarre creatures that run this country used to be able to actually pass as human for a few hours at a time. What is the secret? What did our ancient kings know that their D(banned word those canadians say on the show) descendants today have forgotten?