and the people who made then happen
I thought it was talking about how to beat those people mainly responsible for the heat we face (like people in govs or big companies) and thus were the reason why those ideas were made.
lmao same
I’m like this article sounds cool as hell
Ah yes, three “experimental approaches”: a grift, another grift, and the barest minimum dose of states actually maybe doing some fraction of the established and time-tested method of actually addressing the problem.
Reminder that internal documents show that Exxon knew about climate change in the 1970’s but chose to cover it up and lie about it for decades.
reminds me of the ban that is going into effect state-wide in Florida in less than 1 week (July 1st).
the ban is on counties and municipalities from creating or imposing any heat protection for outdoor workers.
I love how most legislation in florida is passing bans on passing any actual good thing lol
Florida is basically where old people go for ultimate soul death or young people go for hedonism. There is nothing more to that state.
The settler likes death—it excites them sexually and, already dead inside, they want to die.
Turns out, Ron DeSantis was the real Florida Man all along
Checking the SHAYDEE app to see who charges the least for nearby COOL Stations
They are all occupied
I know I shouldn’t be surprised, but is some collection of ghouls really monetizing shaded areas?
I set up a beach umbrella surrounded with an electric fence and charge people by the minute to stand under it. I offer to switch on the electric fan for an additional fee. I am an entrepreneur contributing to society.
pRoViDiNg VaLuE tO uSeR-CuStOmErS
lol idk I’m just doing a bit but given enough time someone in Silicon Valley will definitely try to implement it
Mfw surge pricing is activated on a 136 degree day and the cool station is 64% more expensive, and I get fined by the shade police for jumping the turnstile
Why is he smoking a cigarette?
You wouldn’t in his situation?
I have another suggestion.
Everyone here knows we aren’t going to curtail anything.
Might as well ride the nuke down to the ground.
We’re so cooked
Oh, climate change is beaten then, back to brunch and carry on drilling.
Only one of those things isn’t just Capitalist Innovation ™ and even then its a liberal half measure that should be considered below the bare minimum
I love all of these people so much that I invite them to my sauna
Don’t worry, the padlock on the door is only for the criminals