Idk but her bf but I’ll just be over here worshiping puss.
Tbf he probably thinks the Vas Deferens is a river in Italy too.
Cervix? Is that like a linux distro?
It’s GNU/Cervix, or, how I’ve come to say it, GNU-plus-Cervix
You must be thinking of the knight of the round table, Sir Vix
I’m guessing her boyfriend is American? It would explain a few things
Of course it’s America, that’s where the internet is
/S
Well, he was hung like this… so a nailed cervix was probably involved at some point.
😣
So this gif needs updating …
Some angry white guy holding a cervix and shouting at me sounds an awful lot like a gyno appointment, but I don’t have the correct anatomy to know first hand.
You either get the white guy with the crucifix or the Indian lady with butterflies taped to her ceiling. There is no middle ground.
No, no, this makes perfect sense. A cervix being nailed makes someone very cross indeed.
Idk not for everyone, i dated a girl who wanted me to slam it repeatedly
In my experience these are few and far between, but it’s so nice not having to worry about going too deep, and skipping some positions entirely
What kind of blasphemy is this?
Type VII or IX. Why?
The fun kind!
Never forget, Vajesus died for our sins
Glad I’ve read more porn than the bible to have known what that was and not at all remember what some really old fantasy book with bad writing says about some mary sue protagonist.
No one said Jesus was a virgin
So that’s how the immaculate conception happened.
My man
So he could get a res-erection.
