Can anybody please explain to me how this “tv show” exists? It’s available on Tubi. Critters is a solid franchise and until now, released normally structured and not ridiculous content. The show is a season with 8 episodes. Sounds normal so far, but then you realize every episode is 8 to 10 minutes long until the credits roll. That makes the entire season the length of one normal episode of a show… Not even a movie. Also what. The. Actual. Fuck is the story?
Critters is a solid franchise and until now, released normally structured and not ridiculous content.
There’s no way you typed this with a straight face.
I don’t think it has a face
I get what you are saying…they have released some stupid movies but this one tho…in this on a kid’s mom fucked a Critter and it turns out that he is his Dad. He’s not just his Dad either, he is the President of the Critters, meaning the kid is some kind of Critter prince…its the most bizzare thing I’ve ever seen on a screen.
The cover art looks like an alternate reality star wars that really fuckin sucks.
Photographer: “Give me your mediocre confused face!”
“Look constipated about it!”
Guardians of the galaxy
What’s alternative about it?
It’s a web series, they’ve been a thing for the past 20 years.
Looks like the typical ‘stupid for the sake of stupidity’ shit that kids seem to like now.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Butt-Ugly_Martians
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Captain_Underpants
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Street_Sharks
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leck_mich_im_Arsch
“Leck mich im Arsch” (German for “Lick me in the arse”) is a canon in B♭ major composed by Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart“Leck mich im Arsch” (German for “Lick me in the arse") is a canon in B♭ major composed by Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
Insane Clown Posse version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBMj4_hP4hs
Mozart! Dope for the most part!
Respected! Because he knows art!"That just elevates the ICP
I can’t answer your question, but I’m happy to see Tig Notaro with a blaster rifle.
What confused me is how many familiar actors agreed to be in this high school play that they made. I don’t understand who’s agent would approve of that for anyone’s career.
Elon shares a body shape with the critters
Kind of confused why this got 25 downvotes…confused doesn’t mean give a shit…but still confused.
