Mmm, tixel pitties
This is a very old meme. The now in it was 2015, and the now now would be a rough sketch with a promise to finish it later.
No, no. The now now would be a barebones game with half features cut and bugs galore, a roadmap of dlc’s announced (with a couple or 10 season pass programmed) that will be scrapped a month after the launch because the game is not profitable enough.
Oh boy has this meme aged like some fine milk!
You forgot to make the mona lisa crash in the last one, and need a 120gb day one patch to be “playable” (it’s not playable, it just doesn’t crash now), and also require a constant internet connection despite being single player. And needing to install some weird launcher that never works even though you bought the game on steam
Yeah :3
Because that meme is 10 years old at this point
This is why I don’t play AAAs anymore
And it all died with fucking horse armor that didn’t even provide armor.
I sometimes think about how things are so bad in part because there are so many people making unnecessary bad decisions. Like, just don’t buy the horse armor. Do something else.
But there are so many idiots that bad things remain profitable
Digital distribution of games was a mistake.
Walking on two legs was a mistake. I want a redo.
Still not convinced becoming multi-celled was that great
I’m pretty sure merging a couple of protiens and amino acids together were a mistake at this point
We should have stayed rocks.
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