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Vaguely related, because I think it looks cool:
Dudes will see this and think ‘Hell yeah’
Source: I am a dude
I love those blacklight color palettes. Is this image, y’know… legit? :O It’s pretty rad.
Dunno! The art in question was used as the cover to an album.
Music to Defeat the Dark Wizard | 80s Heavy Metal & Retro Synthwave Dark Power
Yeah, no artist mentioned anywhere, an album uploaded per day, definitely fully AI generated content…
Which is weird cos there is a band from the 80s called Dark Wizard who actually are fucken cool.
These rhymes are fresh
My staff is not
Enjoy another dimension
As I kill you with a thought
These times are trying
I sure am dying
But I ain’t lying
I seen the magic of the mountain
Spitting words like the son fountain
For consciousness is base reality
And thus consideration is vitality
As intention is all there is
That’s why I’m in spiritual biz
Putting the diss in Disintegration Ray
Deserving for that whack as shit line
lets hear you do better
Yeah you come in here with that purple ass fleece
Looking like a model for Alzheimer’s disease
Unwashed teeth and your nail full of grease Your robe so long cause them ugly ass knees
You’re baffled, cerfuffled, discombobulated, muffled
But here’s a magic spell for you: SUGONDEEEEZE
Oh your hair keeps thinnin
Them thin lips grinnin
Your eyeballs spinnin
And I keep on winnin
Did you lose your way to teach a Hogwarts class?
Is my speech to new for you? Your mum’s an eager lass
You wanna come at me for I’m speaking too crass?
But your twiggy arms so thin like that stick up your assBooyah
wow! you delivered
Wizard, get off the stage, your health is soft, You need to quaff a potion to cure your cough. Oh, you think your precious little staff can halt the gaffe where everybody looked at you and began to laugh? Old man, take a look at yourself, you’re not top shelf, you’re lesser than a cobbler’s helper elf.
what a flow to that last line! we’re in the presence of greats!
it’s the wabbajack
another w for the ancient staff
The faces
The guy over the wizards shoulder has me cracking up
Meme potential.
No, no this guy. He’s
considering whether this is acceptable or notI’d argue not. This was a Rap Battle, not a magic battle. Foul on the field.
Aren’t all magic battles rap battles tho? It’s easy to get confused
Your incantation lacks imagination! I got no apprehension while I summon ancient horrors beyond your comprehension. Prince of demons, arise! Drip some semen, surprise! Now feel my wit as reality splits, cause I can spit, I ain’t no twit. My powers are supreme, now block my death beam, bet you can’t you git! 🙅
(OHHHHHHHHH!)
Abracadabitch
“Abrah-ca-fuck you!”
– Taako, Chaotic Good Wizard, The Adventure Zone
Abracadabitch – don’t fuck with a lich.
SILENCE! or I will use the staff again.
Haha I knew you meant this guy. He’s just here for the love of the battle.
When you zot, but she just keep casting
Mad runescape vibes to it.
Gotdam mahjarrats
