• wieson@feddit.org
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    2 days ago

    Yeah you come in here with that purple ass fleece
    Looking like a model for Alzheimer’s disease
    Unwashed teeth and your nail full of grease Your robe so long cause them ugly ass knees
    You’re baffled, cerfuffled, discombobulated, muffled
    But here’s a magic spell for you: SUGONDEEEEZE
    Oh your hair keeps thinnin
    Them thin lips grinnin
    Your eyeballs spinnin
    And I keep on winnin
    Did you lose your way to teach a Hogwarts class?
    Is my speech to new for you? Your mum’s an eager lass
    You wanna come at me for I’m speaking too crass?
    But your twiggy arms so thin like that stick up your ass

    Booyah