That’s a two hour movie condensed into one sentence.
The families seriously need to auction off the movie rights, they’ve got it made now.
Or 22 episodes of a soap opera
It’s actually kinda the premise of this old Chinese drama from like the 90s. It’s called the Plum Blossom Birthmark. This woman gives birth to a girl but decides to give her up because the show takes place in old times and she felt her position was threatened because her husband had taken on a concubine so she decides to swap out her baby girl for a boy. She brands the girl with a plum blossom mark on her back so that she can maybe find her later. Years later the little girl and boy grow up and fall in love.
Hey, cool baby, wanna trade?
That headline was a rollercoaster.
No exaggeration I need nap after reading that.
MailOnline = We’re just making shit up now
If they ever get divorced, family dinner night is gonna be real awkward.
Her: can you pass the potatoes?
Him: Oh! You taking the potatoes as well as the house huh?!
dayum the mother must be having the best day of her life - finds long-lost daughter and now she has two children who got married on the same day!
Better yet, she only had to pay for one wedding!
JAV title
…because the groom had been adopted
Disappointing
From the bride’s parents probs
Hey step bro
In a normal paper like I used to buy on the way to work, this headline would be something like “bloodties the knot” or “trouble in paradise” or something. We’ve strayed from the light.
Incest Reverse Card
Banjo music intensifies
Now this is a man that knows how to marry his sister.
How did she not recognize her face!?
Because how you look when you are very young can change as you get older.
Or
What do you mean by “or”?
Well I’m not saying it.
Then why even bring anything up?
Don’t say it. Don’t say it. Don’t say it.
Do you think babies look like adults but smaller?
Aging
Sophie Tanno, the hero we need. Excellent headline
Well I guess that’s an uplifting story, being reunited with a long lost daughter and your adopted son is happy!
