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    2 months ago

    Graffiti on the Colosseum from back then: I got a boner lol.
    Historians : oh my yes, quite, such commentary.
    Graffiti on the Colosseum from two weeks ago : Joe was here lol.
    Historians: REEEEEEEEEEEEEE😡😡😡😡

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    2 months ago

    I’m not so sure that many girls nor wondrous femininity in general would weep for the loss of my penis, nor that men’s behinds would be particularly eager to welcome it, attached as it is to the rest of my neglected physique.

    But my wife, in particular, I think, would be really very pissed off.