No idea why I was so drunk. I had only one glass!

Feel free to say hi. I’m up late.
What’s up, friend? What are you up to on this Friday night?
you sure you’ll be conscious after you’re through with that?
Is that you, Kash?
Alcohol has less surface tension than water so… how?
Edit: Nvm… Im dumb, the camera angle makes it look wrong… Maybe im the drunk here.
At least you didn’t make some inane tiktok about how science is lying to everyone, netting millions of views and like $3.
Optical illusion. The camera is placed at the center of the glass in close proximity, showing the bottom of the glass at a downward angle but the top at an upward angle. Compare the top of the glass to the cap of the bottle, and you will see that the “surface tension bubble” is actually just the rim
Don’t do this. Fireball is 33% Alcohol (66 proof). 3 oz of pure alcohol is enough to start considering immediate risks to your health, this bottle is 750ml or about 25 oz of which 8 are pure alcohol, drinking this amount in one go can send you to the emergency room and an entire bottle can kill you, and it will NOT feel good.
Someone is not an alcoholic. I’ve downed 12 oz of rum in one gulp. Didn’t even feel sick. Don’t drink no more for obvious reasons.
Yeah same I drink very moderately now but once upon a time that bottle would be significantly less than one normal weekend night out, or a fairly difficult weeknight.
for real
fireball is light. I like bankers club Gin and Evan Williams bourbon. it’s an act of self control not to drink half a bottle a night.
I’m not an alcoholic, I just like to drink, and keep my tolerance up for social situations.
Thanks, I didn’t make this and am actually only drinking a beer. I wish my kitchen were so tidy though.
The whole AI craze has me wondering if anyone has clean counters, or if I just need to clear mine off…
Maybe they cleaned up in preparation for a big night of drinking.
ADHD hacks
“In one go” is a loose term here. You’re not going to feel pretty tomorrow no matter which way you slice it, but if you start at like 7pm and are up until like 1 or 2 in the morning that’s a lot of time to space out the drinking. For a 750 ml bottle that’s about 2.5 shots an hour. Bad for you, but doable. Not to mention they did not fill the cup up with a whole bottle.
Source: have done.
Depends on tolerance. I would do this with no issues, but it’s a bit of a waste for me to drink it straight. I like Fireball with fiery ginger beer; they mix really well.
Is that… A lemon slice?
No, you need glasses.









