Five syllables is
Just enough for me to say
Show me that buttholeThat’s a lot of work
To try to avoid saying
Chocolate starfishWhat kind of sick freak
Pronounces the word “chocolate”
With a hard “O” sound?
The kind that writes poetry about them, I guess 🤷
O beautiful cat
You are the glorious beast
Show me that butthole
Haikus love nature.
But I’m a man of culture.
Show me that butthole.
bend over he said
You are a beautiful femboy
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Show me that butthole
Don’t make me ask you again
Show me that butthole
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Creative, very cool.
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no one knows
where the light comes from . . .
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I would like to join
In all these shenanigans
Show ME that butthole
This post really is
A gift that keeps on giving
Show me that butthole
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I need a linguist to tell me why this one feels strange, but if we switch the first line to
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Show me that butthole Show me that butthole oh please Show me that butthole
Wow haikus are easy
Ha I just made the same one up and came to comment
Bushy or corny
Your dumper makes me horny
Show me that butthole
