coffins are reactionary. “ohhh but i need my body for resurrection in the end times.” slow down bozo. god can rebuild your body like dr. manhattan. through god all things are possible, so jot that down
give me the mushroom suit or shoot me out of a cannon
“ohhh but i need my body for resurrection in the end times.”
Pull your brains out of your nose with a hook, put all your important organs in some jars full of salt, and stuff your empty chest cavity with natron, THEN I’ll start taking that claim of yours half seriously
I just don’t understand that reasoning they know coffins rot right? It’s like when people refuse to donate organs it’s either saving someones life or feeding a worm but someone’s getting them off you
asked my pastor about this back in the 90s and he pointed me to some weird scriptures that he interpreted as meaning that bodies got remade into their healthiest state as they were called up to heaven, but they had no blood
Idk what the significance was of “no blood,” but I remember that was very important.
(Maybe he thought Jesus was the only person with blood in heaven?)
Important theological question: what goes on with Jesus’ blood during the week?
Wyoming Catholics alone, even accounting for paltry church attendance and assuming that they take 1 mL sips, drain an entire adult man every Sunday. You can’t make up for that in real time with a sugar cookie and some orange drink. Does he just eat like crazy and swell up like a mosquito in between? Is that 144,000 figure just the only way to preserve his cardiovascular health?
coffins are reactionary. “ohhh but i need my body for resurrection in the end times.” slow down bozo. god can rebuild your body like dr. manhattan.
through god all things are possible, so jot that down
give me the mushroom suit or shoot me out of a cannon
Pull your brains out of your nose with a hook, put all your important organs in some jars full of salt, and stuff your empty chest cavity with natron, THEN I’ll start taking that claim of yours half seriously
I just don’t understand that reasoning they know coffins rot right? It’s like when people refuse to donate organs it’s either saving someones life or feeding a worm but someone’s getting them off you
asked my pastor about this back in the 90s and he pointed me to some weird scriptures that he interpreted as meaning that bodies got remade into their healthiest state as they were called up to heaven, but they had no blood
Idk what the significance was of “no blood,” but I remember that was very important.
(Maybe he thought Jesus was the only person with blood in heaven?)
Important theological question: what goes on with Jesus’ blood during the week?
Wyoming Catholics alone, even accounting for paltry church attendance and assuming that they take 1 mL sips, drain an entire adult man every Sunday. You can’t make up for that in real time with a sugar cookie and some orange drink. Does he just eat like crazy and swell up like a mosquito in between? Is that 144,000 figure just the only way to preserve his cardiovascular health?
I wanna get cremated, then have my ashes pressed into a haunted gem
i’m on my yummy soul gem arc
I want a “green burial”. No embalming, no coffin, only shroud.