• ped_xing [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    11 months ago

    Important theological question: what goes on with Jesus’ blood during the week?

    Wyoming Catholics alone, even accounting for paltry church attendance and assuming that they take 1 mL sips, drain an entire adult man every Sunday. You can’t make up for that in real time with a sugar cookie and some orange drink. Does he just eat like crazy and swell up like a mosquito in between? Is that 144,000 figure just the only way to preserve his cardiovascular health?