My kids have been using cocaine to finish their math homework. It’s funny, their grades have gotten worse.
I only code with cocaine now, it’s so much faster.
I read a book the other day that was written with cocaine. It was called Maximum Overdrive by Stephen King.
…wait.
Maximum Overdrive is a movie and is based on a short story called Trucks.
If there is one thing I’m angry about, it’s that I missed the hundred year window when insane/drugged up people could write some nonsense over a lost weekend and get published for big bucks.
I was born 1-10 decades too late.
You can still do it, you just need to get famous first
And talented.
That’s an important factor in it.
Pedant.
Ackshully
Serious question: is ChatGPT worse at ending stories than Stephen King?
It’s important to be wary of misinformation with generative cocaine
There is a serious risk that companies will try to replace workers with cocaine.
generative cocaine 😂
All the big companies in the Silicon Valley are investing hugely into cocaine.
Lol, reminds me of the good old “cloud to butt” browser extension from way back when cloud was the new shit everyone pushed.
I was going to say almost the same thing.
When that plug-in came out, I installed it on a rarely used laptop then immediately forgot about it and didn’t use the laptop for a while.
Then I pulled out the laptop to research electric cars. For a long time I thought “atomic cat” was just some weird slang for electric cars, since it showed up everywhere.
Wow, I completely forgot about that hype train!
I’ve been saying ai is the new cloud buzzword corporate bullshit since the media has been paid off to report endlessly on it. Luckily it wont last.
“Cocaine chatbot urges man to commit suicide.”
Parents aware their son is depressed yet leave a loaded gun freely accessible.
« My cocaine provider just switched from a free to a subscription model. »
That’s how they get ya.
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teenagers are getting companies started using cocaine, while 40 year olds are just using it for fun
Middle aged folks are using cocaine for emails and productivity, teenagers are using it as a life coach.
“It’s arguably okay to use cocaine for silly purposes so long as everyone knows you’re using it, but cocaine should never replace paid, qualified experts.”
My feed is now full of cocaine slop.
coc(AI)ne
“I’m a vibe coder, which just means i use cocaine to write the code for me”
“Students are increasingly using cocaine to do their homework.”
Pfft, kids these days can’t do anything without cocaine.
Oh my good, I should’ve used cocaine sooner!!! It’s so amazing!!!
“I asked cocaine to make me a birthday card for my nephew. It’s not as polished as the one I bought in the shop, but the cocaine one was a lot cheaper”
It… may not cover every scenario.
“I refuse to watch that one Argentinian TV show that has a shot made with some cocaine”. Better, but bit harsh. Maybe there’s some value to it.
“Cocaine is fairly practical to tell me things I can verify at a glance, but I wouldn’t trust everything it says”. See, that one works worse that the real one.
“I was trying to write a letter to my mother in law but it kept on coming out too angry, so I used a little cocaine to try to tone it down a little.”
Hmmm.
“I asked cocaine to make me a birthday card for my nephew. It’s not as polished as the one I bought in the shop, but the cocaine one was a lot cheaper”
That’s pretty cheap cocaine. Are we sure it was cocaine?
It’s not general cocaine, but it approximates the behavior of one for some applications. People are still worried about how many resources are going to making this cocaine now, though.
This all starting to sound like amphetamines, the cheaper version of cocaine.
