we (men) are trying to get back in the coven’s good graces so they can help us with the source of all human misery (dick too small)

they come from the ground so they have gravity in them

youtubers and twitch streamers who spent the past 6 months complaining about how games shouldn’t be that expensive

that’s all fine and dandy until you get a porch of geese angry at you for using the brazilian flag or vice versa

publishing this article three days before independance day is terrorism

edit: two days. Somehow I thought the fourth of july was on the fifth.

command-line virtual machine manager

When you’ve already reached the peak, why keep climbing?

man was literally living this meme, and I would too

I kind of miss them. Seeing their unhinged political opinions made me feel normalish.

How do you make them work?

Tommy Lee Jones acting like a sugar addicted child was more emotionally scarring than any other movie I have ever seen. And I am including liveleak videos in this.

Neither does Batman Forever but that one is treated a lot better.

This is clearly senator armstrong

When I saw that movie I was disappointed. Everyone in my life would always tell me how terrible it was and I shouldn’t watch it, then when I actually did watch it it turns out the movie is actually just a gigantic love letter to Adam West’s batman and is one of my favorite batman movies and I’m upset I listened to The Average Idiotic Movie Viewer and didn’t watch it sooner.

Hey he only said women. Nothing about what’s in their pants, just their identity. And No Girls Allowed is absolutely trans-inclusive in my book.

And brother, I’m about to collapse.

I absolutely do not have that programming.

Protecting feet is a social construct.

And I have dessalines blocked so even if he saw this and replied I wouldn’t know anyways.

I posted this comment purely for whatever scraps of catharsis it may generate.

@dessalines@lemmy.ml It’s pretty embarassing that you’re supposedly one of the lead lemmy devs yet don’t understand that the modlog is public and we can see you’re full of shit when you claim a comment like this is racist. Maybe if you spent more time actually developing and less time being red fascist you’d know how your own system works.