Try this productivity tip that bosses HATE!
Ikr. I got fired from my construction job for being drunk even though I was driving my forklift much faster than I did when I was sober. I guess getting from point a to b quicker isn’t on my businesses priority list. Shame.
Alcoholics. There are so many of them that they don’t consider themselves sick.
Things I didn’t learn from blue clues. Now learning from adult Steve. Thanks for the tip
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This is a good rule, you’ll have lots of extra time for yourself and to spend applying for worker’s comp after you get your pink slip for being drunk at work. That’s only because the universe is stacked against you and nobody understands you, but with more booze you’ll be too tanked to care.
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Hello, I take satirical memes seriously and get unnecessarily butthurt in the comments.
Lmao get real dude. Coming from a former addict
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My opinion is that you’re an insufferable prick with no sense of the real world.
I have infinitely more knowledge on the crux of addiction than you, pal. Something you’d realize if your head wasn’t so far up your own ass.
Learn to let people make jokes
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Never called myself an “expert in addiction”. That’s your own delusions acting up. I just said I know more about it than you, which I am absolutely sure I do. Nothing to do with humility, everything to do with my knowledge of it as a former addict that’s taken several courses on the subject.
The fact that you don’t see the dickishness in your initial reply and why I called you what I did instead of matching your passive aggresivism astounds me lol. I’m not gonna match your pissy tone I’m just gonna say it like it is… dumb bitch.
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Just stop it already!
Or don’t, its kind of hilarious.
