Oh you really think so? Go ahead and describe everything about me & my life as best as you can, solely based on what I said up there.

LOLz funny to see I’m not the only one who’s mixed up those words, but on broadcast news journalism?! That’s rich.

Unfortunately yes.

I don’t understand. December birthday people were only zero years old the first 11+ months of their lives, just like anyone else.

And then didn’t it turn out to be all fake & staged? It wasn’t a real human dead body. It was a prop his crew planted there.

I’ll pull some cash outta the automated ATM machine for you.

For a moment my brain thought “Mazel tov Cocktail.”

Molotov is a different word.

What’s the maximum amount of time you could tolerate hiding in the bushes with spiders & bugs, unsure when/if the serial shitter might ever return? Would you be willing to hunker down in the spider bug cold pokey bushes all night long & all the next day, and on day 3 at 4:42am you finally catch the shitter in the act? Will you have no tent? No sleeping bag? Snacks? Activities to pass time? Do you not have a job & duties to attend to, this wouldn’t interrupt your week at all? Probably much easier to install a camouflaged motion-sensitive camera to capture the shitter. Then what you do? Turn the camera footage into the police.

I’ve decided I’m gonna hide in some bushes nearby and catch them doing the deed. But what do I do then?

Back in the good old wild West lawless days I’d say it’d be a great opportunity for vigilante target practice, culling the miscreants from our population. But that’s probably illegal nowadays.

He said football so I pictured this 🏈 (American sport that involves tackling) then my first thought was traumatic brain injury, then someone said, no not that kind of football. This kind of football ⚽ and I said ok I wonder if there are any non- American ball sports that involve tackling which cause traumatic brain injury. Rugby, perhaps? Does rugby involve tackling? Which nobody answered my question but only insulted me because you’re all still hung up on the misunderstanding & you’re still thinking I don’t know the difference between ⚽ and 🏈 .

I think he’s referring to invasive unethical marketing shenanigans like this

I’m always surprised they don’t have their own proprietary underground tunnel system to get around the airports. But no, they just walk through all the concourses with all the rest of us plebians.

I vote Fedizen for President/King/ Ruler of Everything.

Why are you asking?

I’d rather die than give him control.

I approve of our healthcare providers having college educations & being paid well :-)