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ThefuzzyFurryComrade@pawb.social to Cyberstuck@lemmy.ca · 1 year ago

The Swastidumpster Can Haul an Incredible Amount

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The Swastidumpster Can Haul an Incredible Amount

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  • emeralddawn45@discuss.tchncs.de
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    “My truck can haul as much as a shopping cart can. Beat that liberals.”

    • IninewCrow@lemmy.ca
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      So my station wagon is a truck now? … mine can haul about four shopping carts worth of stuff.

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        A station wagon is a better truck than that thing

      • Grimtuck@lemmy.world
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        My Merc A180 hatchback can carry more than what’s in this picture. Truly pathetic.

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          Never knew the swaticar was so small it could fit in a hatchback, guess you learn something knew everyday

        • Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca
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          My smart car could carry more than that.

    • BradleyUffner@lemmy.world
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      The owner also can’t park for shit either.

    • wise_pancake@lemmy.cadeleted by creator
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      Real pound of iron vs pound of feathers energy here

      Cars can’t haul bags of soil! Soil is heavy!

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    Congratulations! Your Swastidumpster has the same carrying capacity as 1 (one) standard grocery cart.

  • GretaAintNoFlowerChild@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    It can haul … checks notes … the same amount as a human powered shopping cart.

  • Pyr@lemmy.ca
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    They are bragging that their truck can handle the same amount of weight as a… Shopping cart

  • i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca
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    If you have a truck and are doing gardening, you drive it to a landscaping supplier and they’ll drop soil in your truck bed with a backhoe by the cubic yard.

    …the fuck is taking their truck to Walmart and buying tons of soil in plastic bags?! You’re defeating the entire purpose of having a truck.

    But if you bought a Cybertruck, mayhap you don’t understand what trucks are for. Which is forgivable - there’s a lot of that going around these days.

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      If you need just 8 bags worth, I’d rather get 8 bags and not deal with the hassle of loose soil. Not going to judge them for that. But to be impressed by it is silly; I’ve fit this into my sedan no problem.

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        I could fit that and more into my Accord coupe’s trunk, and have done so several times. This definitely is not the flex he thinks it is.

        • Mavytan@feddit.nl
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          It could even fit in a cargo bike

        • dontpanic@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          Yeah like…I wouldn’t even need to put my back seat down to fit that in my fucking golf.

          • Ricky Rigatoni@lemm.ee
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            These people not only know anything about trucks, but they also lack knowledge of automobiles in general. Which explains why they thought a cybertruck was a good idea.

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      I wouldn’t be surprised, if putting the soil in the trunk directly would brick the cybertruck.

      • zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev
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        If it’s weak to water and ground, what type of Pokemon is it?

        • hddsx@lemmy.ca
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          It’s also weak against bugs

        • Revan343@lemmy.ca
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          🔥

          • BradleyUffner@lemmy.world
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            It’s weak to that too.

            • RisingSwell@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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              Seems like ground/steel type then. Weak to water, ground and fire.

            • lemmylommy@lemmy.world
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              Then 💩

    • stray@pawb.social
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      Is that soil? The bags say cow manure. (I don’t know a hell of a lot about gardening. Maybe that’s functionally the same thing??)

      Also they’re at Lowe’s.

      • i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca
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        Oops, you’re right but it’s still the same scenario. The manure is just a little more expensive and your truck bed smells for longer.

    • Bilb!@lemmy.ml
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      I’m sure I could transport that with my Bolt EUV if I folded the seats down. Might not even have to.

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    These can’t be real. They are just too sad and pathetic.

    • ThefuzzyFurryComrade@pawb.socialOP
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      Oh it is real.

  • edgemaster72@lemmy.world
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    Diogenes: Behold, a truck! (posts just the shopping cart holding the bags)

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      Literally zero SAG!

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  • Thorry84@feddit.nl
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    So this dude is impressed his car can carry the same weight as a fucking shopping trolley?

    LMAO

  • Lovable Sidekick@lemmy.world
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    A full shopping cart? I can haul that much in the back seat of my Nissan Leaf. And I don’t mean the rear cargo area, I mean the back seat.

  • AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world
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    Two trips on my E-bike.

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      One trip with a cargo bike or bicycle trailer.

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        Yeah, I should get a trailer. Next E-bike I get will definitely be a cargo bike.

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        Yeah, I should get a trailer. Next E-bike I get will definitely be a cargo bike.

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          A trailer is more flexible than a dedicated cargo bike and cheaper.

  • RisingSwell@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    My sports coupe fits that in the boot… Looks like 8 bags of soil, probably under 200kg.

  • UnculturedSwine@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    That shit would fit in the back of my sedan

  • Auzy@aussie.zonedeleted by creator
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    Apparently it leaks inside the trunk too. Can’t imagine paying that much money and they can’t even make the whole thing waterproof.

    Really looking forward to seeing how these perform as a boat as Elon once promised…

    My problem with them isn’t even the looks, it’s the crap workmanship

    • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de
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      a fucking flatbed moped seems like a more useful vehicle in basically every way

      • Auzy@aussie.zonedeleted by creator
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        Or just a van. We have so many tradies here with utes and flatbeds whining their tools get stolen off the back

        Most people driving utes here choose them as a fashion accessory, rather than choose the best option

  • Eat_Your_Paisley@lemm.ee
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    The fact that people think they need a truck for this is the reason there’s so many trucks on the road

    • SuperSaiyanSwag@lemmy.zip
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      In addition to what the other comment said, cost of multiple deliveries for these goods throughout the year would also be cheaper than buying a truck vs a sedan.

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      Yeah seriously, a hot hatch or even the trunk of your average sedan could fit this.

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        My scion could fit this.

  • SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Woah. That’s crazy.

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