Sometimes we argue about politics. He’s kind of a union lib who’s therefore eoc dem by default but he’s got this thing where he’s more mad at Trump than any other political cause Trump has been a known laughing stock for about 40 years. Also wee Canadian so we don’t vote in most American elections. Should I cut off all tied with my family cause my dad is a lib? (The rest of my family are Shining Path, so they’re cool)
Not only should you cut off all family ties, you should cut out all ties with anyone. Except Hexbear. You have us, what are those other people even for? We’ll be your friends, we’ll be your family. When one of us succeeds all of us prosper. And when one of us suffers a setback all of us weather the blow.
All we ask in return, and it’s really no big deal, is that you tithe 10% of your annual income to Hexbear and also be prepared to die or kill for us if we ask that of you. No big thing. We can even hook you up with an s/o from within the community. Do you like chatbots? The government can’t tell you to not marry a chatbot.