Wtf
In outreach to White men, Harris to vow to legalize genocide, protect capitalism
“Do it! Legalize weed!”
“Yes, hahaha! Yes!”
“And protect crypto!”
“Wait, what?”My exact facial progression reading this
hello fellow young poc don’t you like getting high and gambling??legalize weed
Man I feel like I am being gaslit by reality lol
I was born in the gaslight, molded by it. By the time I saw the truth I was already a man.
Every day, all the time
“Part of it makes me think that, well, you just aren’t feeling the idea of having a woman as president, and you’re coming up with other alternatives and other reasons for that,” Obama said.
Man who oversaw the largest outward transfer of black wealth has a vibes based theory of why black people aren’t totally locked into the democratic party
In his defense, most of American politics are vibe-based.
I first thought this was a bizarre shitpost, but then I saw it was a link to an article.
Why are democrats like this.
Same here when I saw that article about the cop calling for backup after the burger king got their order wrong.
Maybe do what MLK wanted?
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2018/apr/04/martin-luther-king-jr--economic-bill-of-rights
This just in: Harris campaign promises to bring back MLK Fortnite
wouldn’t be the first time Dems attempted fortnite politics
https://www.polygon.com/2020/11/2/21545771/joe-biden-fortnite-campaign-creative-map
Also, that MLK thing was just… Gamers began throwing tomatoes at his memorial in Fortnite.
I cannot believe that’s a real sentence. What a stupid fucking time to live in.
Also, that MLK thing was just… Gamers began throwing tomatoes at his memorial in Fortnite.
They really do need reeducation don’t they?
There’s not enough reddit-tier excessive swearing for how fucking ridiculous MLK fortnite was. Its so ridiculous it has been memory holed it seems. Just fucking absurdity. Excuse me while I chew on my phone charger wire.
Sure, that’s ok but the nanosecond someone makes a “Hitler bad” joke everyone gasps in horror.
more than 20% of Black Americans own or have owned cryptocurrency assets, according to the campaign
a community is widely exploited by scammers
harris: vote for me, I will protect the scam
dems are also strongly pro sports gambling for some reason, I remember it was like a banner issue for the stacey abrams campaign
Run the numbers for how many feeemales own or have owned cryptocurrency. It’s single digits. It’s the ultimate dudebro grift.
That’s not even close to a majority and yet the article treats it like it’s a huge thing with black men
npr loves their not-so-subtle subtle racism
I hate when techbros try to make something horrible sound twee and quirky and cutesy, such as tracking malware being called “cookies!”
or planet-burning internet funny money being shorted to “crypto!” 
Want a better way to appeal to black men? Have you tried asking and then listening to them?
The Republicans caught their car by illegalizing abortion… Will the Democrats do the same with weed? It’d be so funny if they finally did it what would they even pretend to offer people anymore. It’s about all they’re willing to even talk about that people actually like.
Also too late Kamala. Talk to me two elections ago before you ripped the mask off on genocide. Maybe then weed would’ve swayed some votes.
Does she think she fell from a coconut tree?
