The internet used to be good.
Yeah, sure, whatever, grandpa.
“don’t be evil”
“Oops.” —Rick Perry
we used to make web pages with aych tee em ell, and we had an onion on our belt
And a visitor counter. Which was the style at the time.
and webrings!
there was a song that played when you loaded the page, which took half an hour because the background was animated!
“‘Do the right thing’ has more wiggle room!”
no portal litter
Intentional discrimination against e-cat{girls, boys}?
Only against e-cat(girls and/or boys and/or enbies) capable of wormhole magic, they couldn’t trust them with search engines because of a flawed study that just extrapolated their negative reaction to Lycos
Makes sense.
TardyTanuki
We should bring back that Slowpoke meme or whatever, I feel like it could have new purpose in this myopic age we live in
Even bringing it back has a new meta meaning cuz it’s so old and irrelevant
May have to start work on this bit
Mr Tanuki are you also related to Tom Tanuki
This is the first I’m hearing about him.
Maybe an estranged rello
Could be.
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