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corgiwithalaptop [any, love/loves]@hexbear.netM to the_dunk_tank@hexbear.netEnglish · 10 months ago

This man is over 50 years old and doing this unironically

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This man is over 50 years old and doing this unironically

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corgiwithalaptop [any, love/loves]@hexbear.netM to the_dunk_tank@hexbear.netEnglish · 10 months ago
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  • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    He spends all day on twitter and yet he’s 10 years behind the times on memes.

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      Musk has levels of loser divorced dad energy never before seen

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        He truly is the most divorced dad in the world.

        He even has sock puppet alts post pictures of LLM-conjured children hugging him because his own actual kids mostly hate him.

    • UlyssesT [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      One of my chuddiest relatives, who is also a my-hero stan and devoted Gambohead, only recently started obsessing about steampunk shit.

      • SpiderFarmer [he/him]@hexbear.net
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        Damn, Steampunk was old hat when the hipsters got to it

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          Oh yeah, same chud started talking about escape rooms at the same time. grillman

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            Was this fella cryogenically stored at one point?

            • UlyssesT [he/him]@hexbear.net
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              He has a self-described “man cave” that hasn’t had guests in like a decade because he’s that offputting, like telling old men at a dinner party about how extensive his Skyrim naked/sex mod collection is (sort of like a poorer Notch), so in a way, sort of.

    • Frank [he/him, he/him]@hexbear.net
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      He’s been trying to make “X” cool since he was balding in the 90s.

      • UlyssesT [he/him]@hexbear.net
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        The fucking ZYBERTRUKKK is based off of some really old computer game about designing cars and that blocky-ass design, according to the game’s assessment system, was “perfect” and he never let that go.

        • BurgerPunk [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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          freeze-gamers not mistaking what a game said for reality: challenge level billionaire-tears

        • ShimmeringKoi [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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          Dude got validation on the computer one time and has been chasing that high for 40 years

      • autismdragon [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    • DragonBallZinn [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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      10 months ago

      How long until Tesla launches its first gas powered pickup truck to own the libs and it’s called the “Vivian.” Not only to signify gamergate but as a jab at Rivian?

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        I don’t think he wants anything to do with that name 😬

  • GoodGuyWithACat [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    The doge meme is laughable but what’s more ridiculous is he thinks he can make an organization more efficient. No, working your engineers with unpaid overtime so much that it’s routinely expected they’ll quit in 6 months and land a better job is not efficient. Being forced to buy an overpriced, unprofitable website for $44 billion when your pump and dump scheme failed is not efficient. Losing all your market share on electric vehicles because you farmed out tax credits to your competitors without scaling up production in your 10 year head start is not efficient. I almost hope that he does get his pet Department made so he can fail even more publicly than he already has.

    • UlyssesT [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      he thinks he can make an organization more efficient

      He turned Twitter from a 44 billion purchase to a 10 billion and dropping liability and his narcissism compels him to go bigger than that.

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        Must… not… have… accelerationist… take…

        • UlyssesT [he/him]@hexbear.net
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          Inside you there are two Kelly archetypes. sicko-yin-yang

  • Infamousblt [any]@hexbear.net
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    Most Divorced Man In History

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  • kleeon [he/him, he/him]@hexbear.net
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    tbh this is exactly what a 53 year old divorced man would post

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    I almost reported this to the mods for harm. This is weaponised cringe cringe

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      mods! mods!! I don’t like this post, we need another new comm, some kind of cringe_tank for posts like this!!

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    For a second I thought he actually took the time to take that picture. Then you zoom in and see his eye, nope shitty ai image

  • Anvil_Lavigne [she/her, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    Denial of Getting Elderly

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      kelly order-of-lenin

    • OutrageousHairdo [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      Dereliction of Gaming Eldenring

    • heggs_bayer [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      This pun works both because Elon refuses to mature, and because the mode of production he supports leads to people dying young.

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    When he’s so insecure that he needs to have the treat printers produce “cooler” versions of himself for selfies, again and again and again kombucha-disgust

    • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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      Yeah for a second I thought he actually posed for this picture. Dreaming it up in Grok is 100 times more pathetic.

  • OptimusSubprime [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    I take it Milei in Argentina is the equivalent of Elongated Muskrat here in amerikkka

    So to get an idea of what it would look for melon-musk to get any kind of position in US Gov’t, we should look at Argentina - with ancaptain being the worst case scenario.

    Do I have that correct?

    EDIT: Just wanted to add, Milei fucks his sister.

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      I think the comparison is apt, though I wonder if Milei’s stans see him as a humanity saving super genius or not.

      I do know he shares the hobby of posting glorified versions of himself made by LLM treat printers… like showing himself as a Terminator punching old people seeking retirement benefits.

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        showing himself as a Terminator punching old people seeking retirement benefits.

        JFC ! visible-disgust

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          He’s really digging into that idea, too.

          https://www.batimes.com.ar/news/argentina/milei-compares-himself-to-the-terminator-in-interview.phtml

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            “I’m the one who destroys the state from within. It’s like having infiltrated enemy lines,” he declared.

            This MF went wholly mask off, I see. Ironic since part of what got him elected was him wearing a mask and full weirdo cosplay to comic cons.

            Pray for Argentina, I guess. Or you know, someone there can do some fedposting

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              Chuds really want to be the rebels while being tinpot tyrants, don’t they?

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              That’s actually pretty clever of him to say though, that way, when he destroys Argentina’s economy and makes the country collapse, it isn’t incompetence, it’s 4d chess!

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      Had the exact same idea. A total liberal ideologist that will be always be backed by his pairs anything absurd he can do.

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    The last 3 years have conditioned me to see anyone posting Doge, or who has Doge as avatar as an absolute loser. At best.

    Usually though they are the kinds of people that belong in barbara-pit

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      The last 3 years have conditioned me to see anyone posting Doge, or who has Doge as avatar as an absolute loser. At best.

      The NAFO thing reinforced that.

    • Lenins_Cat_Reincarnated [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      The doge memes very frequently had an incel vibe to them so I’ve always hated them.

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    Fuck Elon for making cyberpunk cringe.

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      to be fair… it doesnt help that cyberpunk itself is infested with liberals and dont tread on me morons :/

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        to be fair… it doesnt help that cyberpunk itself is infested with liberals and dont tread on me morons :/

        And lots of “WOW COOL NEON AND ALSO HOT WAIFU” treat hogs. over-your-head

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          rgb breasts awooga

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            I wonder what percentage of total LLM printed treat pictures have “cyberpunkerino waifu” somewhere in the prompt. It must be double-digits. debord-tired

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              Why don’t they just go and J/O to some Hajime Sorayama pictures?

              The weirdos get their cyberpunk robo-waifu fix, and we don’t have to burn up the earth using LLMs to give it.

      • CommunistCuddlefish [she/her]@hexbear.net
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        Very true. It’s really really white and that’s the real problem.

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          Mainstream cyberpunkerinos are what aging white boomers see/saw as the scary future: the Japanese are seen as taking over, and all that. grill-broke

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            I think I’ve said this before, but if Cyberpunk as a genre was just getting started now it would be about China instead and would be even more racist. Like the role of Japanese corporations in Cyberpunk was largely anxiety over Japan’s tech industry competing with American industry and nativist fears that they’d turn around and dominate the US instead of remaining a client state, but it also had a fair bit of fetishism and was taking inspiration from Japanese Cyberpunk media as well.

            If it were just now forming it would be nothing but frothing hatred and fear of China becoming a hegemon on par with what the US has been, and probably made up of like 90% weird bullshit redditors have memed themselves into believing.

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              Cyberpunk always had a techno-orientalist problem. There’s a reason why 99% of “real-life cyberpunk city” is just some city in east or southeast Asia.

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    Goddamnit Xi, hurry the fuck up already.

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    FWIW, the man is laundering mad stacks of cash this way.

    So like, yeah it’s insanely cringe.

    But he’s got a point (to be shilling this hard for crypto on a rotational basis lol)

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    Secretary of Divorced Dads

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      It’s about time Divorced Dads have representation in the government!

  • BurgerPunk [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    Who at this point thinks Musk is an expert on efficiency?

    • Evilphd666 [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      He’s very efficient at making the K-hole.

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        michael-laugh got me there. I guess he has been efficient at destroying twitter (now x, the everything app)

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