Megaflopolis

They did the meme

MRSA? Like the disease?

He hit the reverse Dukakis

Fourthmeal Reich

you’re telling me a shrimp fried this christ?

Only a cis deals in absolutes

I like to imagine he just discovered how cooking works on his field trip to McDonalds last weekend

everyone can go home, I’m covering all your shifts for the rest of the day! walks away before anyone can clock out

They’ll never tell you what really killed him:

I’m sure you can burn off those calories by going for a run 😉

now (2020):

This happened to my buddy eric (he still hasn’t been able to replace his hook hand 😔)

You’re living in a horror movie (just in time for halloween! 🎃) about liberals gang stalking you until you

Funny that it starts in the 70s

Death to PepSSiKKKo

That’s not even a bit, they sometimes do that

I would be embarrassed and want nothing to do with it if something as mediocre as SSabra came from my (ancestral) home country

There is a fifth dimension beyond that which is known to man. It is a dimension as vast as space and as timeless as infinity. It is the middle ground between light and shadow, between science and superstition, and it lies between the pit of man’s fears and the summit of his knowledge. This is the dimension of imagination. It is an area which we call The Spaghetti Zone.