Haha sure, it’s not mine - it came from Muhammad Ali & Sly and the Family Stone

Man I loved Myst, this is cool!

Bottom left, because they’re versatile and look like they wouldn’t be terribly uncomfortable. I like top left, but I’ve already got something similar.

Different strokes for different folks!

Magnesium can cause diarrhea so, as someone with IBS, no fucking thanks.

Thank you! I hate when I ask for a burger rare and they say “oh, we only do smash burgers here.” Then I know it’s gonna be a gross fucking burger.

Go rare or go home!

Good luck with your meeting!

Beautiful!

Awww those weasel hands

Oh great, good luck getting that outta my head!

OMG you’re inviting me over right? Because that is almost my ideal pizza!

Ah I love a light chores day :) Have fun at lunch!

Let me live vicariously - what toppings?

Aw man I bet stromboli first thing in the morning was amazing

Good idea! I don’t have Instagram but I bet YouTube has some good videos. Thanks!

This is super helpful - thank you!!

No, it’s Jean Luc Picard in a Professor X costume.

Homie, enjoy your incoming hemorrhoid, you’ve earned it.

These are great, I want more. The communion card was especially brutal.

I’m so sorry for your loss. She looks like a sweet cuddly girl. :(