And independents

It seems like every episode of Discovery must contain:

• A red alert
• A fistfight or space battle
• Egregious unnecessary special effects
• A tear-filled conversation, often at a very inappropriate time
• A character saying “When I was younger” to start a stupid overwrought reason why the current mission has personal meaning for them due to some deep trauma or insecurity
• Somebody saying how important it is to “connect” with others
• Some race against the clock that would not be needed if the characters would quit crying to each other and act like goddamn professionals
• Cringeworthy unprofessional levels of awkwardness

I’m speed-hatewatching my way through it, on season 5 right now and I can’t wait until this stupid shit is over.

Birdloaf

PRS are gorgeous guitars

Piggy is adorbs

I have a nail polish called I Am A Meat Popsicle and it’s the sickest thing ever

Do you realize that’s a slur?

r/sinkpissers

Erasure - Take A Chance On Me

Or, god forbid, mustard on a hamberder

It already is

Risa

Poor mom. I bet that was peri/meno brain fog. It sucks.

grEGGnat

Everybody’s talking about the dick and balls, meanwhile I’m stunned by the gun show. That cat is jacked!

Don’t you clean your toilet brush after you use it?

Yes, he’s atheist, but also ethnically Jewish.

I’m out of the loop, what’s wrong with Brave?

I don’t know how the self-checkout is constructed in Belgium, but in the US (at least, the stores I go to), the self-checkout is a small kiosk with a small weight-sensitive platform where you bag your groceries. You’re supposed to scan each item and then place it in the bag so the scale can register it, and then scan and bag the next item, and so on. The problems are that:

1. The technology is buggy and doesn’t always recognize that you’ve bagged an item, so it locks up and won’t let you scan your next item until an attendant comes to assist.
2. Certain items like cooking wine or cough syrup or matches require proof that you’re old enough to purchase it (again, an attendant has to get involved)
3. If god forbid you take a second to rearrange items in one of your bags to make more room for your next item, the stupid machine nags you and then - yep you guessed it - locks up until an attendant comes.
4. The machine-monitored security camera sometimes misinterprets what it sees you doing. For example, one time I was done scanning my items and realized I was still holding onto my shopping list, so I tucked it into my pocketbook as I was getting my credit card out. The camera must’ve thought I was stealing something, so it locked up until an attendant came to review the video footage.
5. The bagging platform is too small for a full week’s worth of groceries, so it’s really only useful if you’re picking up a handful of items, meaning you still need to go through an attended line if you’re doing your weekly shop.

Honestly I prefer bagging my own groceries, and if the problems with self-checkout were fixed, I’d be happy to only do self-checkout. But the way it is now, it’s annoying to use.

I’ve resorted to appending every Google search with “-ai” because I don’t want to see their bullshit summaries. Outsourcing our thinking is lazy and dangerous, especially when the technology is so flawed.