Cat reminds me of this commercial

Aren’t all magic battles rap battles tho? It’s easy to get confused

Around here people use bats. Like the ones with wings. Once they’ve made a roost it’s illegal to bother them

Without the prequels we never would have met Darth JarJar

Oh, you must not live somewhere windy or with lots of pollen. Those n95s are lifesavers on allergy days.

One of the first things I could draw well consistently was the dog. It was/is a great strip to imitate to learn to draw.

I need to meet better chickens. All the ones I’ve known are jerks and cannibals.

I think op is suggesting we do science on, or possibly to, world leaders

We’ve got one of those out here on the west coast. I think in Danville? Anyways you smell one corpse flower, you spend the rest of your life with lavendar on your face just in case you accidentally angel another

I mean I smoke mine for like an hour over cherry. Makes all the neighbors hungry.

We used to dream of having xylophone

dibs! the doctor says i have fin fungus.

A windmill shot his father once

that took me a minute

i don’t know about you, but as trigger-happy as his DOJ is, i’d wait on showing krasnov as a talking head in a jar until after he’s gone. if i were one of the futurama writers i mean, they probably have significantly more to lose than i do.

well fuck. there go those whitepapers i wrote about, i really don’t remember, and cited articles i’d copied off the whatsit database years before before i’d lost access through the university

you can’t jail the president of the united states, you silly goose

I could have sworn it was technically already a park or something. needs some swings and a slide.

i can cater. y’all want sassages or ribs? y’know what let’s do both