Nobody denies the existence of boundaries between things in general

I do, I refuse to admit the existence of rivers!

This remains a great mystery to me. As far as I can see, all they achieve is to waste time and resources for everyone involved, including themselves, without creating anything of value to anyone. It’s truly baffling.

What makes you think that I didn’t?

I too have started to receive such PRs to review and it’s soul crushing.

– I don’t understand what you were thinking here, these changes make no sense to me, could you please be so kind and explain to me why you think this would be an improvement?

– I don’t know, the LLM just suggested it.

They’re all named after a famous old silver coin from Bohemia:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dollar#History

Man, I love shorts.

No, this is not true. An independent study originally paid for and later silenced by YouTube scientifically proved that absolutely no-one likes shorts.

I’m one of the few people who enjoy YouTube Shorts.

Seek help.

Whenever I see a comment on social media that I think is wrong, I feel the need to correct it.

No, you don’t.

You do very different things on smartphone screens and desktop screens, don’t you?

Probably not, the double-dash long commandline option is a GNU extension and isn’t guaranteed to work with every tar implementation.

Aliens.

But that claim is a lie. I just checked to verify and this movie has been shown at my nearest IMAX cinema continuously since it opened and it’s showing tonight again. Please don’t post lies on the internet.

I have no idea what any of this means.

All my windows are X Windows!

WTF!? A gram is standardized, it’s always the same everywhere. That joke doesn’t make any sense.

This code was first published 10 years ago, but I haven’t seen any such game yet.

Maybe they just have a very short mile, like, the US mile is remarkably short for a mile at only 1.61 kilometres, so maybe shark candy guy is using some other mile that’s even shorter.

I get confused by 12PM

Everyone gets confused by that:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/12-hour_clock#Confusion_at_noon_and_midnight

I still run SpamAssissin on my own mail server, but only because I haven’t yet seen any objective measurement showing some other solution to be better.

I’m pretty sure that was sarcasm.

You give me hope for humanity!