Just close it before washing. Like a muzzle.
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cpaq47@lemmy.worldto World News@lemmy.world•Ultra-processed food increases risk of early death, international study findsEnglish22·2 months ago“the sky is blue” according to new report!
The birds and the bees are both males. They pollinate flowers, which would be the females in the analogy.
cpaq47@lemmy.worldto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•I'm a straight guy who wants to be cute, not handsome. Can I still be attractive despite choosing to be unmanly?11·3 months agoBe outgoing and funny
Lol. Be rich and handsome too, it will help.
cpaq47@lemmy.worldto Technology@lemmy.world•Firmware update bricks HP printers, makes them unable to use HP cartridgesEnglish71·4 months agoYou’re funny. It’s 2025, words no longer have any meaning.
It used to make me mad. Now it just makes me sad.
Not true with everyone. I’m excellent at sitting still and doing nothing, always have been. I’ve never felt even the normal amounts of energy ppl seem to have. Def have ADHD tho. Dr called it ADD at the time I was diagnosed tho, since I didn’t have the hyperactive part of it. Apparently thats not a thing these days.
But that’s not masturbation…?
cpaq47@lemmy.worldto onlytwitter@lemmy.world•Illinois is now the 8th state to ban captive audience meetings — stripping bosses of one of their favorite union-busting tactics.2·11 months agoIn case anyone such as myself also doesn’t know what a Captive Audience Meeting is :
"The Illinois Worker Freedom of Speech Act, which takes effect January 1, prohibits employers from holding mandatory meetings to discuss company views on religion or politics, and specifically unions.
Such meetings, known as captive audience meetings, are widely used by companies to convince workers that they’d be better off without a union."
Crazy those were ever legal.
cpaq47@lemmy.worldto Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Aaron Rodgers says AIDS was created by the U.S. government in the 1980sEnglish33·1 year agoHe actually is very intelligent, as are most NFL quarterbacks. He supposedly scored a 1310 on the SAT, and got a 35 on the NFL’s Wonderlic test (well above average). Also QBs don’t suffer nearly as much brain damage as most NFL positions, especially Rogers.
That said, he’s an idiot.
Then who would vote Republican besides the rich? Not enough of you to do it alone.