Apparently my brother got trapped behind a line of mtg players and due to their size only 3 could take the elevator at a time

I say call out his bluff

Look at you sharing with other people. Put your name on that 2 liter and drink straight from the bottle

Trump does bring us together against trump

Linux penguin is kinda redundant with the LGBTq+ flag

Isn’t that just the nasty patty from SpongeBob

I heard he has an AI powered dick that makes women orgasm so hard they shut themselves

Dupeflation. I also consider people that buy 12 back over 2 liters to be duped but people could want the cana

She loves hunting birds

She loves hunting birds

My first thought was people would call ice on them

Better become a vouyer or cuck

Furr-

turd

Gateway drug to arson

Damn I’m so dead if there was a fire and I needed to find the excape. Too bad I never learned where the clitoris is

Notification: plapl plap plap. Get pregnant!!!

I’ll teach you to say fuck you to all the people that tell you to be mean

There’s still pleanty of fun and meaningful things I can do in my 30s

Did they not understand the concept of pain?

Maybe they think being on edge all the time is normal.

Sorry people have poor communication skills and don’t register words or even visible human emotions.

I guess that’s why people do virtual dates after marching. Idk I never got that far.

Worst thing you’ll experience is a man jorking it.

Sorry you got the aggressive and desperate weirdo