Why is it hairy? WHY IS IT HAIRY???
Jfc. Next, you’ll want to know why we use a large spider thorax instead of a bun. There’s just no pleasing you people!
I haven’t laughed that hard all day. Needed that.
Fruiting bodies
Because testicles are hairy.
No, my son. The scrotum is hairy.
Give him time. He’ll discover that soon enough on his own.
“Only” $15. That’s the real horror
Could be Aussie dollars, cunt.
Then it’s only £7 or so
Oy, fuckin listen, ya fuckin dozy cunt
please tell me what those hairs are, I want to sleep tonight
Got curious about how they’re making that hair so realistic, so I did some checking and it turns out they’ve been stealing my biweekly ball shaving drops. Sorry guys, I shoulda been more careful with my biohazards.
I don’t want to be around anymore
That looks disgusting, I’ll take two
That is definitely made from venomous headcrabs.
Isn’t that just the nasty patty from SpongeBob
The things a Chinese spy would gobble for tech secrets.
Presumably, it’s easier when they’re sliders.
It’s for fake health inspectors only.
Novelty food in colors we relate to “disease and fucking death” are just not gonna be a winner.
oh, do one shaped like poop next 💩
For a moment the disgusting bun distracted me from how disgusting the rest of it looks. Who wants a wet burger? Ew.
Nasty Patty-ass looking sandwich
Gross cartoon food
