That’s the gayest thing ever.

Parents might think gambling is bad for kids!!!

Incidence of alien sighting and abduction stories have high correlation with the airing of movies featuring those themes. Notice that aliens only ever look like how a film depicted it first?

There are aliens, 100%. Statistically there must be, if only .000001% of planets could support life, that’d still be millions of planets in the universe that have it.

But…. none of them have ever visited earth. Space is too big of a place, it’s too empty, and life on earth is too young.

If you were lucky enough to have been married to the love of your life twice but both of them die before you, which one do you spend the afterlife with?

If your infant child dies, do you spend eternity with them changing their diapers?

You’re reunited with your high school sweetheart but they died in a car crash at 15 and you at 90. You spend eternity with a “kid” as an afterlife lover?

You had a dozen pets in your life- you have to have them all in the same house at the same time forever?

Sounds like a grok user

I dont think cdc has any scientists anymore, just people that make infomercials and stuff

Nah, we use imperial, not metric.

No.

Sure you can build an engine if you want- the reason so much stuff is unity is because it handles the cross platform build/deploy for you and is already a well established engine/platform.

If you’re trying to make a game- use an engine. If you’re trying to make an engine, don’t get distracted with making a game. They’re very different things these days.

If you’re just doing this to learn and want to make a game from scratch, then do that- but the cross platform is a pain.

Why, nothing left to chop?

Yeah looks so great

The one that can read already are aware of science and reality, and the ones that can’t are republicans, so probably a wash.

People really are incredibly fucking stupid.

Can you shop with trumpcoin and earn trumpbucks to spend at a casino?

I think me means headphones on blind people are like VR goggles for sighted people.

Yeah I mean, that sounds reasonable. There is a big difference between generating all your game assets with AI and using Claude to refactor methods and write docs.

Now just imagine how big the number is if you add shitty insurance, wage theft, forced part time hours, withholding of benefits, and continuous productivity multipliers while reducing wages.

The “confession” they had him read was the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever heard. It’s like bill gates admitting to soiling a hotel towel in exchange for a half eaten Big Mac and the CIA backed him up with the promise of getting him membership to publishers clearing house.

This reminds me of how the grapes of wrath was banned in Russia because it showed that even the poorest most desperate people in the west still had cars.

“What was his motivation? I’ll tell you, a life of luxury driving a 2001 civic, a secrete decoder ring, and a job worth $50,000!!!”

That’s fucking grim but I can relate sometimes! Nice strip.

I got permabanned for saying “I wish Marjorie Taylor green would trip and swallow her own head”. Apparently I was inciting violence.