Fair point

Don’t you basically only need to change the pronouns you use to ask about their Significant Other, and maybe change the “when are you going to have kids?” to “when are you going to adopt a kid?”.

Starts with a “oh shit these old people have expensive healthcare needs!”, proceeds to “how the hell are we going to pay for their elder benefits?” (Social Security in the US), and eventually to “even their houses got gobbled up by the banks and private capital when they had to reverse mortgage their homes to pay off their medical bills and live out their final days…”

• the wall shakes excitedly

I’m so proud of you lot for even knowing what Death To Smoochy is. My fav movie of all time.

Can we get these so big they’re meaningless costs in terms of something understandable, like years of free lunches for all elementary school students? Housing all currently unhoused people? (Not medical, those costs make no sense)

“Trump Has Already Spent The Equivalent Of Feeding All Elementary School Students For A Quarter Attacking Latin America”

I have exactly that one you put on. It’s a good one. Anemic fan but otherwise awesome. Nice find and solid installation.

Don’t 👏 eat 👏 diseased 👏 meat 👏

Depends on the quality of the food.

Straight up anticompetitive. And so obviously going to lose even the first wiff of a 1A legal challenge.

It’s like the best way to prevent police brutality and murder: simply make them individually liable for damages and require them to carry insurance for it. Bad actions make you uninsurable, and the rest of your department more risky (expensive).

Come back!

“I too would like to return the land to the native peoples who were here before European colonization.”

What’s he doing to Epstein there in that bed?

I got a Braun HM5100 six or so years ago. Use it at least twice monthly and it’s still as good as the day I bought it. It’s variable speed on a dial, not a switch, so you can bring up or down the speed with much more control.

I thought this was leading to suspenders. Also very comfortable, and keep your pants up.

They don’t. Or they’d start reading the room and actually start pushing an actual “change agent”. They’re too stuck on running people whose whole ethos is “if only things were how they had been back in the 90s” (when DNC had power). Was a great time for them, but since Regan, everything’s been getting shittier for everyone not in the political or donor class. They need to run a FDR not a Biden.

Because the DNC decided to go with (checks notes) the easiest to run centrist candidate who happened to already be there.

But no. Why. Ugh. He’s not better.