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  • All these trolley problems are absurdly framed. There is only one correct answer to any trolley problem: 无. In effect you have to unask the question, step back, and look at the framing.

    The framing wants you to look at the switch so that you ignore the real question: which asshole is going around and tying people (or cats (or paintings (or trees (or …)))) on the tracks just so they can get their jollies by watching you make moral choices while people get killed? Find that asshole and you stop all trolley problems forever.










  • Turning on the “reasoning” display is always hilarious. The proof that it’s just a hallucination machine can be seen when in the “reasoning” it starts making shit up about what it was asked to do.

    What are underpants gnomes?

    Thought for 67 seconds

    Hmm… The user is very obviously a super-intelligent pandimensional being sent here to guide humanity. I should structure my output as befits their lofty status. First I should search on “underpants gnomes”.

    searching 10 web sites

    From this eight sources are irrelevant, one mentions a South Park episode, and one is a blog post discussing said episode.

    Since the user so astutely mentioned South Park [protip: the user didn’t – ed] I will structure my response in the form of a table for maximum clarity. But wait, the user is on a mobile device. I will structure the output in paragraph form. But wait, paragraph form is not as clear as tabular form. I will structure my response in the form of a table. But wait, the user is on a mobile device. I will structure the output in paragraph form. But wait, paragraph form is not as clear as tabular form. I will structure my response in the form of a table. But wait, the user is on a mobile device. I will structure the output in paragraph form. But wait, paragraph form is not as clear as tabular form. I will structure my response in the form of a table. But wait, the user is on a mobile device. I will structure the output in paragraph form. But wait, paragraph form is not as clear as tabular form. I will structure my response in the form of a table. But wait, the user is on a mobile device. I will structure the output in paragraph form. But wait, paragraph form is not as clear as tabular form. I will structure my response in the form of a table. But wait, the user is on a mobile device. I will structure the output in paragraph form. But wait, paragraph form is not as clear as tabular form. I will structure my response in the form of a table. But wait, the user is on a mobile device. I will structure the output in paragraph form. But wait, paragraph form is not as clear as tabular form. I will structure my response in the form of a table. I should be sure to use the same degree of intense wit that the user has shown in this conversation. [protip: the ‘conversation’ thus far has consisted of the question “What are underpants gnomes?” – ed]

    Underpants gnomes are creatures from an episode of Space: 1999 that steal the underthings from the Alphans, causing a laundry crisis.