Rofl Microslop.

Users: We just want OS wide dark mode, AI not rammed down our throats, and non stop ads, and hopefully updates that don’t break everything repeatedly.

MS: We hear you loud and clear! We’re implementing AI into every single thing and the ADs will now be targeted based on information we’ve stol…collected from you!

MS: I don’t get it, why does everyone hate us?

Just so I understand. Feminism can lump every male into a neat little box, and that’s considered ok? I think there’s a word for that.

That’s flat. Check mate globers! /s.

Sorry I watch way too many funny flat earth videos on YouTube. The stuff they come up to explain the world is…well I’m not sure I could come up with it while on acid. It’s pretty nuts.

Yeah, I can’t believe it’s even 2% TBH.

The question is can they survive when their cars catch on fire at an alarming rate? https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/hundreds-cars-burn-byd-fire-130025851.html

And they say batteries aren’t to blame, because you know car seats, electric motors, and body panels are known for just randomly catching fire. It obviously wasn’t the batteries /s

All we have is highly agitated sea bass. That’s the problem.

Anytime I see these posts I have to chuckle to myself. Living in China for 5 years myself, if you trust a single thing the CCP releases, you’re already screwed. Could this be true? Maybe, it’s possible. That’s the problem with lying about everything, and there’s no independent anything to verify what they’re actually coming up with, and it disclosed to anyone.

I’m sure most countries fudge numbers to a degree, China just makes them up half the time, literally. For example, their official covid death amount is 120,000 or so, but it’s close to a million or more. Like I said, I’m sure countries fudge this number to some extent, but 10x is pure BS.

Well I knew I wouldn’t because I planned on committing suicide. I have type 1 diabetes (since 9) so before I started having problems I would just not have to deal with it.

Unfortunately or fortunately I met my wife at 32 who had a 5 year old and now I’d feel bad doing it. At 42 I’ve had 2 heart attacks 3 stints and I’m stage 5 kidney failure on dialysis. All from being diabetic, controlled blood sugars my entire life, worked out 3 days a week, don’t drink or smoke (never have). I’m just “lucky”. I’m on the list to get a new kidney and pancreas at the start of 2027, but we’ll see what happens. I’ve already made my peace so I just live one day at a time. Had a seizure and was intubated for 24 hours, for no reason doctors tell me about 3 months ago.

So yeah the plan was 35 and be done. Then this amazing woman messed it up.

Suspected? I mean, I hate to be real here but I’m pretty sure it’s obvious who it was this time.

With research, so they know what they’re doing?

Whataboutism activated!

My favorite is where they say they aren’t communist even though it’s in the name they picked roflmao.

Dang, you’ve really thought this out huh?

If I tell you, then people will know about it, which is why I like it.

If you’re that easily swayed by a propaganda article in which I doubt “the family” exists, please move there because it’s a lot better. You’ll be crying in a month, I guarantee it. Lived there 5 years myself, it’s 100% the land of lies and fasods.

Yeah, people don’t often realize the bull is literally being tortured by getting stabbed. Then it’s eventually killed. I mean if you’re killing animals for food do it as humane as possible, but for a show? No.

I don’t think you’re “wrong” but I didn’t think that’s the creators intention. I think they are just trying to get across that instead of dumping on someone because of how they feel, you can just embrace it and even include humor.

So basically reddit mods 😂 I feel you.