Oh man! Pilot here.

And we thought Reagan fucked up!

Honestly, Super Mario Wonder is a hell of a ride when you’re stoned.

I’m no economist but the academic model of capitalism works just fine. The problem is when you have moral and ethical failings while legislating off the guardrails that keep things fair and people honest.

There’s nothing wrong with capitalism. It’s us.

We’re the problem.

I can hear this picture.

My wife and I 100% Super Mario Wonder while stoned off our asses.

Good times!

Oh privacy died in the United States decades ago.

Nobody cares because we’re all fat, happy and comfortable.

Once rights are taken, violence is the only way to get them back. History is a wonderful teacher.

The day the vehicle I paid for doesn’t work because a goddamn sensor thinks I’m not fit to drive is the day I break my foot off in someone’s ass.

Fuck this dystopian shit show we’re creating for ourselves.

Vote better.

We need more Luigis.

The EU’s General Safety Regulation (GSR) will effectively require driver monitoring systems in the near future.

Also, it’s adorable if y’all think this tomfuckery is limited to just one automaker.

Goatse

Tubgirl

Lemon party

Yeah, those were simpler times.

Fuck 'em.

If I can touch it, I can own it.

Sounds like a thirty year old Final Fantasy spell.

My anxiety and avoidant personality disorder keep me from having to urge to volunteer.

People make me tired.

Gran Torino

I really should dig out my old 3DS XL. I left lots of unfinished games on that flash cart.

A Mississippi delta mosquito bit me in the ass through denim and underwear. The little bastards are big enough that you can see color details on their bodies.

I had zero things in common with my high school classmates. Even before cell phones were ubiquitous, I saw all of them as reckless and incompetent. I identified more with the teachers. They seemed normal and level headed for the most part.

Y’all make me think I should get my eyes checked sooner.

I understand triangulation. I’m talking about limiting the context to an advertising ID, which is what is being tracked by law enforcement.

Yeah I know of at least one company in the US already planning on doing this with passenger service.

The headline is bogus clickbait.