Oh true

Why does the driver do this

I mean I do suck at writing summaries of stuff.

It seems they’re just trying to memory hole it now.

The newest statement claims everyone was unbanned, which isn’t true. The sockpuppet being used for the new post claims that it was all drama over the AlaskaBall misgendering and banning, which isn’t true. So here’s my extremely biased version of events(They banned me for opposing their bullshit, thus creating this bias.)

The mods wanted to rename the dunk tank, due to the racist origins, but due to federation reasons renaming communities doesn’t work properly, so they locked it and the dredge tank entirely and replaced them with poorly defined pseudo-replacements.

People question this choice and are given a mod statement that misgenders most of the website at the same time, and contains a self-harm reference without a CW.

People question this post and the admin that acted as the mouthpiece steps down. The thread is locked and a new one is made.

Basically no one wanted that and most people want the admin back. The admin comes back.

AlaskaBall bans themself from a new alt, and then when questioned on it, misgenders themself. This was the misunderstanding element of this.

Stuff blows up massively now, since an admin seems to have done something very transphobic and uncool.

Another thread is made, where dissenting voices are banned for three days. One of these bans is reversed and no longer shows in the mod log.

TC69 does a “joke” and posts offering random bans to replies, she then bans people who don’t reply to that post with the same message.

This is around when this thread is made.

Then another thread, using a brand new admin alt, claims that the bans have been reversed (they haven’t)

https://hexbear.net/u/DengistDonnieDarko

https://hexbear.net/u/morte

https://hexbear.net/u/chair

https://hexbear.net/u/TerribleHands

https://hexbear.net/u/REgon

And the rest (me) remain banned. Only four of the banned users are actually unbanned.

People have already pointed out that the bans haven’t actually been removed.

Overall, the Hexbear admin team shoved a stick into their own bike wheel and are blaming he/hims, despite the obvious fact that can be seen by checking the pronouns of those linked users (and me).

edit: I’m unbanned now

I figured it out: It’s people who were banned with the haha funny bit reason when it was pointed out they hadn’t actually requested a random ban and were clearly just banned out of spite.

This does seem a lot like the mods wanted to obfuscate the bans of people being critical

They reversed a few bans, but not mine. So apparently something I said was particularly objectionable. I’m not sure what though.

Yeah the conscription can be pretty violent

Hmm. Being frosty cold would be nice

Flu bad. Why come I remove gunk from my nose and then there’s more gunk right away? I don’t like it. Why come body go ouchie even though I’m giving it a rest today? Unfair.

Also tissue and lozenge delivery should be on Medicare

But I don’t want to be a beer

I hurt all over so badly I cannot sleep. Ow my everything

I thought like a lot of IOF soldiers did that

It is all those things to a degree, but it’s also very racist sometimes. Korean characters are often just not played by Korean people, and are just saying gibberish that’s supposed to be Korean for example.

In defence of MASH: I like it don’t be mean to me :(

A classic of anti-seppo posting.

What are urinal cakes for if not seasoning?

Comrades. You must banish the phone from the bed. It’s a tool of insomnia!

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-03-21/sperm-whales-survive-surprise-orca-attack/103609696

Don’t get too excited, Orca

Do you have one tonne of testicles? That can also play a factor

No one ever asks me how I feel about the lack of cake at the passing of the last Ba’al clone