Stay safe, I’ll be back in an hour.
Edit: my knee started hurting, so I walked the last part. I’m back now and nothing seems to have happened. This either means something momentous has happened that the public is not allowed knowledge of, or that I have lost the baton of heaven (get it? Like mandate of heaven, but it’s a relay race because I’m running. It’s contrived, but it’s the best I could think of)
You gotta stop watching those old Beto O’Rourke campaign videos
But he stood on a table!
He took away the wrong message from Coyote Ugly. So many health code violations.
Are you suggesting that I should dance to LeAnn Rimes on the floor?