Can I get uhhhhhhh 🅱️oneless cow tools
Gary Larson go on Chapo
boneless wings aren’t even made from the fuckin wings for fucks sake i’m so fucking angry
The second stage is perversion of reality, where people come to believe that the sign is an unfaithful copy, which “masks and denatures” reality as an “evil appearance—it is of the order of maleficence”. Here, signs and images do not faithfully reveal reality to us, but can hint at the existence of an obscure reality which the sign itself is incapable of encapsulating.
This is stupid from every direction imaginable.
Boneless doesn’t mean boneless? Oh, okay. Words don’t mean things anymore. Cool.
But also, imagine inhaling your nuggies so fucking fast that you don’t notice a fucking bone in your mouth. Do you just not chew your food? Pour that slop right down my esophagus, fuck yeah.
plenty of people have problems chewing or digesting food, which is why they’d go for something softer and guaranteed to be safer like boneless chicken
You’re right, it’s ableist of me to criticize people for chugging meat like it’s a smoothie. I’m a bad comrade. There’s actually no other sources of protein that don’t have bones.
people who are disabled, old people, people with textural issues
but im glad you responded in good faith to what i was saying and found a way we can just dismiss them all
people who are disabled, old people, people with textural issues
This is the carnist equivalent of a lib criticizing a communist for using a cell phone
I’m not going to delete your carnist apologism but I’m also not going to act on your report of this post. There’s nothing in the story to suggest that the chicken bone guy is anything more than a bog standard meat eater. Don’t shelter carnist apologism with baseless accusations of ableism.
i’m sorry but maybe i’m not understanding - I’m not in any way defending carnism, hell im not even trying to defend the guy but the original commenter came out the gate about ‘nuggies’ and not digesting and chewing food and all i said is that some people have problems chewing or digesting food, which is why they might not chew or they might go for something without bones. As someone who works in healthcare and in aged care, i just thought it was worth piping up and saying that. They then responded to me, implying that I’m trying to call them ableist (which i never did in my first comment, so they’re jacketing me - i am literally just trying to make sure all angles are fairly considered) and that I’m trying to insinuate they’re a ‘bad comrade’ and then tying this to me defending carnism, which again I am not. and again i am not trying to defend this guy in any way. i get it if I misunderstood something here, but this genuinely feels like its coming at me for something im not trying to imply at all, but if I’m missing something I’m sorry
edited to add: the reason the report says ‘doubling down on ableism’ is because i never brought up ableism, they did, and then in the next sentence dismissed me for calling them ableist, which again I never did, which seems to imply to me that they don’t care about ableism. maybe I’m wrong, I’d be willing to accept that, but again i never pulled any of these accusations first.
There’s nothing in the story to suggest that the chicken bone guy is anything more than a bog standard meat eater.
they wouldn’t bother asking, why would such information be included unless the guy was literally an activist?
Don’t go around showing off your beanis.
Meh. Just because he’s disabled doesn’t mean he doesn’t deserve to be happy and eat tasty food and not just vegan replacements.
DAE vegan food bad!? Updoots to the left!
Thanks kind stranger! Have an updoot! Happy updoot
that’s why i think we can all agree he should get to take a nice cut off of you
If you don’t expect a fucking bone in your food and it’s suddenly there then it makes sense to inhale it on accident. Could happen to anyone even if they ate slowly
For what it’s worth, vegan chicken nuggets are at a point now where they’re basically just better than real nuggets. They’ve got the taste down pretty close to real chicken, and the texture is better since there’s no gristle or nasty shit. Strong recommendation for MorningStar Farms as a baseline.
Last ones I saw were mostly comprised of sodium.
Just like the non-vegan ones!
No though.
Oof, my kidneys 😭
Delicious sodium
I can’t imagine the levels of inorganic chemistry required to make pretend chicken. Read the labels on this shit.
It’ll taste even better knowing that it’s a triumph of knowledge over nature.
This is why I don’t eat Beyond Meat and Impossible burgers… they’re likely even worse for you than what they’re purporting to be the healthy alternative to
Can you give any reason why you believe they are likely worse for you outside of nature=good manmade=bad?
The massive amounts of sodium they add, along with all the other additives to try to make it taste and feel like eating meat
Is that not a good enough reason?
only if you accept the same reasoning for medicine
It’s a ridiculous reason, and one founded on romanticist views of an idealised nature that does not exist.
I’m sure some marketing suggests these things are healthier, but they’re really just an animal-cruelty free alternative.
This is like when coworkers ask if a vegan is vegan for health reasons. I’m sure as hell not, I eat like shit lmao. Just no animal products.
Rebellyous are my rec!
I’m going to add vegan bones to your vegan boneless wings
I was juste thinking about if vegans had their chicken nuggent equivalent. That’s cool to know!
at this rate they’re going to force every autistic person on the globe to go vegan
truth in advertising laws are a violation of my first amendment rights
Gotta love how our garbage food continues to get worse
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CatHurricane ChowI’m just itching to stick around long enough to get me some Bachelor Chow
can i get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Boneless wings will now be just “wings” and typical wings will now be known as “extra boney”.
Astroturfed CHUD cultural war push to make Rogan dudebros who think soy makes you trans start thinking eating bone chips in your big boy nuggies makes you an alpha male brain genius
Protect the small business tyrants at any cost.
this is the most down is up court ruling i’ve ever seen wtf
“this is the one thing we didn’t want to happen.”
Great Boonta Vista stinger
This reminds me, gotta catch up on Boonta Vista Socialism Club
This inspired me to look it up, and I have a great backlog of delicious nourishing slop to enjoy
One of my favourite recent bits is the hosts saying a string of random words hoping to awaken a sleeper agent to kill Joe Biden
C’mon man, prepare for unforeseen consequences
has this site found out about brass eye yet? as a collective
i’m going to go post it to videos
and watch again
that shit never gets old
Only saw it in like, 2015 cause not British, but yeah, slaps hard. Because I was shown it the same night, if you haven’t check out Look Around You, the first episode is about Calcium. I don’t wanna give it away, just be assured it’s hilarious and keep watching, there buildup
as promised I posted but fuck I can’t figure out a way to describe this show that doesn’t make it sound like total shit.
I never watch Look Around You but I hear about it. I will watch it once I am done enjoying Brass Eye.
“we even have footage that would be too alarming to show you of a little boy being interfered with by a penis shaped sound wave generated by an online pedophile” lolololol
The Daily Show wishes it was Brass Eyes
The concept of new satire has been ruined by the wannabes
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can’t have shit in ohio 🤦♀️
doesn’t this set a precedent to destroy basically all false advertising rules ever? your nut-free products can now contain nuts, because fuck you. your meatless burgers can be made of cats. your arsenic-free soda can give you arsenic poisoning, fuck it. i don’t know anything about the usamerikkan legal system, but how can this possibly hold up?
