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i was leaving house to go to street fest when phone buzz
“Trump is shoot”
“no”
In my kitchen getting my Sisyphussy ate
Read: doing the GOD DAMNED NEVER ENDING STREAM OF DISHES, and getting mobbed by needy and/or curious pets the whole time. NO, YOU LITTLE SHIT, YOU CAN NOT STICK YOUR HEAD IN THE DISHWASHER. GET AWAY FROM THOSE KNIVES. STOP TRYING TO BEG FOR UPPIES BY CLAWING ME IN THE ASS. DON’T LIE DOWN IN THE WALKWAY LIKE A BEARSKIN RUG WHILE I AM TROMPING BACK AND FORTH WITH POTS AND PANS.
This is very relatable
Nice try
The grassy knoll
There was a miscommunication at Langley
Things just haven’t been the same at Langley since H W died. Without him in charge the assassination standards have declined.
CIA assassins used to hit their targets. Can’t anymore because of woke.
I was having a party at my house when my friend came back from taking a piss and announced Trump got shot
So much good posting missed because I was touching grass
Sitting on my couch watching Hunter x Hunter reaction mashups on YouTube
Ah, my favorite gay anime.
Dope
poopin while being motorboated
On a rooftop facing the rally
Book depository building in Texas. Got my directions mixed up.
I was in your walls
i woke from a short nap and just saw the news mega had 200 new comments
sleeping on my couch. Honk SHUUU Honk SHUUU
ur mom
Shitposting after work.
Walking my dog
