During penis inspection day, there will be remembrance of Stalin.
First of all, I will allow no one to mention Josef Stalin without the title of ‘Sheikh’.
DISGUSTING 🤢🤢🤢
Please let me just inspect the Bears, Bunks, Otters, Daddy’s, femboys, trans queens, etc, ANYTHING but the twinks
BEGIN INSPECTING THE TWINKS COMRADE
YOU BEGIN TO INSPECT THE TWINKS ! YOU PUT IT BEHIND A “SLIGHT NUDITY DISCLAIMER” YOU WILL INSPECT TWINKS YOU REGRESSIVE PRUDE !
just execute meee plzz or if I’m still left with no option, not even the sweet release of death, I’ll rate them all mid af at best. 
I feel insulted
Get some meat on them bones or wrastle me to make me concede that some twinks are worthy
(jk twinks are fine, they just happen to act toxic, similar to cishet white men but yet different, in my limited interaction with a few and also having to hear about how they fat shame an ex partner, unprompted I should add. So I’m anti twink on principle, I’m sure you’re one of the good ones though.)
This is like racism. But for twinks. You even got me with “one of the good ones” :|
I’m scared
Yep that’s the joke, but uh, ur body ‘shape’ ain’t wanted 'round here pardener
ok round ass hater I’ll keep it to myself then
Sure sure, this u btw? —> |
(this is all jokes, again you might be cool but I’m not joining team twink and hope you find a man that loves you for being your twinky self)
I’ll never be a bureaucrat. I’m too busying building Cybersyn 2: Socialist Boogaloo
You will be in charge of exterminating the outdoor cats
(Do not say “Why do you have to kill the kitty cats, though?”, Erika. You’ve heard the legends about the Great Outdoor Cat Struggle Session. You do not want to re-ignite that war. You know purrfectly well why they have to kill the kitty cats.)
“Yeah but why do you have to kill the kitty cats, though?”
(God… dammit!!)
iirc, the question that ignited a war was “are outdoor cats vegan?” – meaning “can vegans own outdoor cats?” it devolved quickly into “should outdoor cats be killed?” with radical environmentalists on one side and felinitarians on the other, while the rest of us
All I’m gonna say is the guy looks pretty young. Y’all should probably thirst carefully.
The pictures show medical examinations for Red Army conscripts. The first picture is dated to 1930 and the second picture is dated to 1938. At the time, the age of conscription in the USSR was apparently 19.
Memetic gold
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That is fucking uncalled for
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You had a concern, it was addressed and now you’re trying to smear me personally, presumably because you can’t handle being wrong even when it’s done in a polite and comradely way
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you can’t handle being wrong even when it’s done in a polite and comradely way
No because you are fucking wrong and leveling such accusations about a totally non-sexualized picture of a person that is clearly an adult is fucked up. You doubling down on pedo accusations makes me want to ban you but I will give you a chance to apologize.
At the time, the age of conscription in the USSR was apparently 19.
The general consensus here is you’re still technically a minor till 35.
Your brain isn’t even developed until you’re whatever age I currently am
You’re still a minor until 65, then you are a SJW college student
You’re telling me I’m a child laborer‽
Well no, it only applies to sex. Really nobody should fuck till they’re 40.
Really nobody should fuck
Awwh, but I really wanna!! No fair!!
Power dynamics
We literally dunk on chuds who say “ahh but you see they were barely of legal age, so it’s completely fine”
Also conscription was 18 from what I’ve read.
You are a revisionist. You are trying to determine whether the age is appropriate for thirsting when, in fact, all thirsting is a violation of the volcel pledge
The fact that eighteen is not a “magic number” that sanctifies all attraction to a person, should be a fact so obvious that it should not need to be said. And so I did not say it. Don’t you think people can just read the number “19” and figure out for themselves what is and isn’t appropriate? Some of us happen to be in our late teens and early 20s ourselves.
Conscription age in the USSR varied between 19, to 17, to 18 at different points. It was set to 18 during the war. Is what I read on Wikipedia.
I just thought the photos were funny out of context, but as is customary in a HB thread there’s one person who decides it’s time to be bizarrely aggro and get themselves banned
It took me a moment to realize that HB stood for “Hexbear” and not “Hasbro” lol
But yeah that does seem to be a bit of a trend. Perhaps our life situations tend to put many of us in a bit of a qu’est-ce que c’est mood, so to speak, that has a tendency to boil over at inopportune moments…
I was half way done with my degree at 19 lol
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All I see in those photos is a nice meal 
Facts
Hell yeah I’m FBI. FemBoy Inspector.
Fembposting
what
me irl
idk what i’m looking at lol
My guy on the left of the last supper shot ain’t shy about what he’s looking at. 🥵🤣
Check out the nurses side-eye lol
Check out the farmers tan on my man
That look says "it’s alright, but I’ve seen better.
What the hell is this 😭
what the actual fuck…why am i pining over some caked out Red Army conscript…he is likely nothing but bones and dirt stop it abc, stop it, stop it!!! You do this with every presumably straight male you happen to notice
Grandpa…?
Is he still a twink? Inquiring minds want to know
Well the most I can say is that the twink genes clearly continued on
Hell yeah brother
Damn dat
Me applying for a hexbear.net account
Traitor
Yeah, that’s why just “applying”. Really enjoyed that process you know ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
the fuck am i lookin at here
Death to America
From each according to his abilities.
