The Acapulco crash that left her left leg shorter than her right, was to be
the first of many for Walton. Five years later, while speeding in
Fayetteville, Ark., she struck and killed Oleta Hardin, a 50-year-old
cannery worker. She never received so much as a ticket.
Walton managed to keep her fender clean for nearly a decade after
the deadly collision but, in 1998, she got wasted and totaled an SUV in
Springdale, Ark.
“Do you know who I am?” She asked responding officers who
charged her with a DWI. “Do you know my last name?” It was a
rhetorical question.
from https://www.mic.com/articles/79039/the-untold-story-of-alice-walton-s-dwi-incident
Arrested Development reboot but its the Waltons instead of the Bluths.
Y’all’s emoji are something else
We’re all dog faced pony soldiers
here.