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if not fren then why fren shaped?
We were “groomed” by plush toys…
If not friend why friend shaped??
Came here looking for this lol
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I’ll never understand the evolutionary advantage of nature developing the friendliest fluffy soft ears and putting them on a 200kg apex predator.
200 kg? Try 800 kg
Try 1763.7 pounds! It sounds bigger.
800,000 grams
That’s YUGE bear!
sounds about the same if you aren’t American
They were cozing up to humans for the title of “ultimate hunting duo apex” but because they don’t hunt during winter so the wolves won the contest.
we should have domesticated bears
I meeeean, lookin at this then the top of my bald ol head and not taking into account any other very valid arguments, I can see why people would choose bear over man in woods.
Haha i had almost forgotten that teacup storm.
Moreso:
“Why, to better to hear your screams of course.”
I don’t get it
The ears are cute
Ah, thanks. Unfortunately the real estate 6-12 inches south of those ears is ever so slightly less cute
idk, i disagree. they look similar to dogs.
Well, according to taxonomists, all carnivores are either cats or dogs.
Carnivora are divided into two suborders, the Feliformia, containing the true felids and several “cat-like” animals; and the Caniformia, containing the true canids and many “dog-like” animals.
Darwin awards those who work hard
The fur covers their ears to prevent the screams of the people they’re mauling from damaging their eardrums.
Thats the bait used to pull you in for the chomp
Because they hunt by using their three-dimensional sense of smell.
An apex predator shouldn’t have 30mph running speeds and 3d smell-o-vision. There is no God…
These are actually Viking’s pet
Cossacks like them too
Don’t feed them people damn it I know they look like a dog
Why do you feed your dog with people?
