Imagine going up to Roman Reigns and telling him your grandma beat his opponent.

That is so dystopian, holy shit…

Hey you, you’re finally awake.

Welcome to the world outside of the USA.

If one of them is wearing a D.A.R.E shirt it’s a drug deal.

Farage WISHES he was at this level!

Tolerance is not a paradox, it’s a contract. Either you follow the contract by tolerating others or you break the contract and can’t complain when you are no longer covered by it.

You sound like me before I learned what asexuality is.

“People pick their labels don’t they? maybe this one for me.”

Then I’d go over and over in my head wondering why it never worked. Then came the answer to all my questions - I was None of the Above ™.

!sbubby@lemmy.world

I actually just switch from Boost. Spoilers. bold, italics, etc. don’t work. I guess this app is not the replacement.

Ban buy-to-let mortgages! Giving free houses to people who don’t want to pay for them in a country going through a housing crisis should be seen as a crime!

“the gun helps.”

Eddie Izzard

Walls? What company is this?

Check your carbon monoxide detector.

Mario Rocks be like

“we have Gmail at home”

It’s called the Gay Agenda™.

We didn’t ask for the red to pink colour fade on the Youtube playbar either but here we are…

It was just as unhealthy back then though.

IT’S REALLY RATHER HARD TO BE UNHAPPY WITH A CAPPY!!