Yeah sure, but which would you rather have on your coffee table: a 7000-pound marble sculpture or toast coasters that go into toast coaster toaster holsters?
My coffee table is also above a basement, so I’ll have to reinforce the joists, and probably the whole support of the house. Eh, I’ll just make a scale copy out of Styrofoam on my CNC or something.
Yeah sure, but which would you rather have on your coffee table: a 7000-pound marble sculpture or toast coasters that go into toast coaster toaster holsters?
Marianna clearly wins.
I think the Pietà on my coffee table would be more of a conversation starter.
I hope you have high ceilings.
Forget the ceiling, that better be a strong table
My coffee table is also above a basement, so I’ll have to reinforce the joists, and probably the whole support of the house. Eh, I’ll just make a scale copy out of Styrofoam on my CNC or something.
Michaelangelo’s Pieta is only 76.8 inches high. It seems taller because it’s on a raised platform.
I mean, but on the other hand, Jesus fucking Christ’s nipple (rock hard version)