I almost made the decision to be a lib and not link but eh here it is https://twitter.com/Cobratate/status/1783049915800736108
do not, my friends, become addicted to feel-good pee pee sex. it will take hold of you, and you will resent it’s absence
what a gay
what a lovely gay
Ppsex is the mind killer…
Ah yes the Jordan Peterson school of “actually fucking women is super gay”.
Women are girls and girls are feminine and icky. Men are boys and boys are masculine and tough so it’s less gay to like masculine features! That’s pretty straightforward!
I never realized how Mac is basically Tate long before Tate became known until you posted this lmao
lol no, sex with women is gay sex. sex with men is of course gay sex.
firing a gun at a tree (or a child, or whatever) is straight.
Fixed it.
If having pee pee feel good sex makes me gay then lock me up in gay prison mon capitane.
Fellas, is it gay to enjoy sex with a woman?
This is twice this week I make a comment, and then scroll to see someone had made it half an hour before me.
I’m unoriginal.
Silver is a perfectly acceptable medal.
I’ll take what I can get lol
i would spin this as “i’m with it with the memes”
My old ass: how do you do, fellow comrades?
Satire has finally died
the two sexualities:
- gay
- ace person who doesn’t like sex but is trying to conform to societal expectations
Haha,
June twenty-ninth. I gotta get more straight. Too much sex with women has turned me gay. Too much hand holding has gone on for too long. From now on there will be 50 cocks sucked each morning, 50 ass rimmings. There will be no more vaginas, no more big boobs, no more destroyers of my masculinity. From now on will be total men. Every ass must be tight.
There’s nothing more manly than men having sex with men
- British Navy recruitment, 1740
You’re gay because you love men. I’m gay because I hate women. We are not the same - that guy who got owned by Greta that time.
Guys a dickhead but I’ve noticed recently that he’s becoming more of a persona - stuff like this is clearly ironic but it hides his weird trad shit underneath. He’s clearly just baiting interactions because he’s fallen out of the relevance he once had. Best thing is to just ignore it.
Imagine this tweet with only 150 views.
his whole persona is reaction formation
hes deeply closeted
everything he does is for the attention of men and he really clearly is disgusted by women the only time you see him happy and in his element is when hes surrounded by adoring men being touched by them and complimented by them
He’s always been like this. It’s a mix between Schrödinger’s Douchebag and the patriarchal brand of “comedy” that boils down to “look what I can get away with”
Is artificial insemination the straightest way of having children? Local nutjob says yes.
artificial insemination
local nutjub
feel good pee pee sex
hell yeah dude
tate says stuff like this so often that i’m pretty sure he’s not hetero. like fascism does fun stuff psychologically, but this is just so unhinged. i don’t even think jbp would cop to this. ace fascist tate i guess.
It’s a coin flip
Heads he’s closeted
Tails he just says shit for engagement and attention
Fingers are for HUNTING WILDEBEEST and PICKING BERRIES. Anyone who uses their fingers for typing stuff on a dumbdumb computer is a wastrel.
oh you punch little squares with your fingers to make the shapes on the black glass rectangle change shapes? gay. how about you make a mud trench for your family to sleep in, and cover it with branches? any man over the age of 16 who hasn’t built a burrow hovel for his family is gay
All jokes aside really don’t know how you can post something like this to the internet in earnest and still maintain you’re an alpha male. This just broadcasts “I don’t fuck and I have sour grapes”.
It’s as though joy is treated as a hypothetical ideal to strive for rather something you can experience every day in many small ways.
I was like “this is for sure a bit” and then I looked at who posted it…
It’s a bit. He’s trolling. The joke is that he can get us to believe that he believes this.
How many kids does he have again?
He claims he has 10 by multiple women but all these kids and their mothers are “out of the public eye” so whether they really exist is who knows?
Even assuming that’s true, the chances that he’s a parent to any of those children is near 0.
That’s a good thing. Its definetly better to be fatherless than to have Andrew Tate for a dad
Andrew Tate cucked me by getting my Canadian girlfriend pregnant
Ah yes, Tate’s tots
