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minus-squareChonkyOwlbear@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up15arrow-down1·8 months agoHell, breathing is illegal.
minus-squarepartial_accumen@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·8 months ago“Here’s a ticket for breathing out in violation of Tennessee law” “What?!” “Oh so you’re a repeat offender are you? Here’s a second ticket. You wanna try for three?”
minus-squaremeco03211@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·8 months agoOh we got a smart-ass over here trying to hold her breath? Well missy you should have thought about that before getting pregnant. Now we’ve got you for attempted murder!
Hell, breathing is illegal.
“Here’s a ticket for breathing out in violation of Tennessee law”
“What?!”
“Oh so you’re a repeat offender are you? Here’s a second ticket. You wanna try for three?”
Oh we got a smart-ass over here trying to hold her breath? Well missy you should have thought about that before getting pregnant. Now we’ve got you for attempted murder!