• InevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.netOP
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      7 months ago

      A seven year-old cries out in pure joy “Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! It’s Matty and he’s wearing his cappy!” Or so Yglesias dreams. He smiles and dreams on “You better subscribe and soon, mommy! Or I will grow up rudderless and become a hooligan.”

    • nothx [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      7 months ago

      Right? The dude is the most average looking, dead behind the eyes, middle aged dad. Meanwhile, he’s out here acting like he’s jay-z wearing Rocawear in 2001.