Chadsalot@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years agoIf you go to monkey attack beach you may suffer a monkey attack because monkeys frequent monkey attack beachlemmy.worldimagemessage-square51fedilinkarrow-up1953arrow-down17cross-posted to: leopardsatemyface@lemmy.worldleopardsatemyface@reddthat.com
arrow-up1946arrow-down1imageIf you go to monkey attack beach you may suffer a monkey attack because monkeys frequent monkey attack beachlemmy.worldChadsalot@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years agomessage-square51fedilinkcross-posted to: leopardsatemyface@lemmy.worldleopardsatemyface@reddthat.com
minus-squareCustoslibera@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up48·2 years ago“Hey honey, would you like to go to Cannibal Island? Oh no, don’t worry, it’s just a name.”
minus-squareEvilHankVenture@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up40·2 years ago“What he meant is Cannibal Island is actually a peninsula”
minus-squareJtee@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up15·2 years agoThe cave of hopelessness! Why do they call it the cave of hopelessness? Oh dear not my lad, for it was named after its discoverer, Reginald Hopelessness. The first man to be eaten by the tunneling horror!
minus-squareblackluster117@possumpat.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 years agoGreenland has entered the chat
minus-squareTetsuolinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 years agohttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Allen_Chau#%3A~%3Atext%3DJohn_Allen_Chau_(December_18%2Cabout_Christianity_with_the_tribe.?wprov=sfla1
minus-squareraptir@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 years agoWow. “These people have killed or attempted to kill everyone who came to their island. But maybe if I tell them about Jesus they’ll be friendly!”
minus-squarebutterflyattack@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 years ago“They don’t speak the same language as me, but I’ve got faith that God will figure something out.”
“Hey honey, would you like to go to Cannibal Island? Oh no, don’t worry, it’s just a name.”
“What he meant is Cannibal Island is actually a peninsula”
You can cannibalise my peninsular.
The cave of hopelessness!
Why do they call it the cave of hopelessness?
Oh dear not my lad, for it was named after its discoverer, Reginald Hopelessness. The first man to be eaten by the tunneling horror!
Greenland has entered the chat
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Allen_Chau#%3A~%3Atext%3DJohn_Allen_Chau_(December_18%2Cabout_Christianity_with_the_tribe.?wprov=sfla1
Wow. “These people have killed or attempted to kill everyone who came to their island. But maybe if I tell them about Jesus they’ll be friendly!”
“They don’t speak the same language as me, but I’ve got faith that God will figure something out.”