The carpet, the jacuzzi, the steps, the mirrors above the bed… and I’d put money on that being a waterbed! Glorious.

  • @just_chill
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    Fringes curtain for the toilets help with ventilation I suppose.
    Also I am a big fan of the mirrors above the bed. Kinky and I can’t wait to catch movement at the corner of my eyes while falling asleep, I will spook myself with it.

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    Wait, are you telling me you would not rock this? I mean change the mattress first of course, maybe a good disinfection everywhere else.

    Oh and rip out the carpet around the toilet, because that is a crime.

    • @SomeoneElseMod@feddit.ukOPM
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      In addition to those changes, I’m adding an actual door the toilet rather than that fringing or whatever it is. I’m ditching the mirrors on the ceiling, getting rid of those steps up to the bed and replacing it with a normal bed frame. I genuinely don’t know what I’d do with the jacuzzi… I do love a hot bath but I don’t love the idea of that much humidity in my bedroom. Maybe partition it off with the toilet and make it a proper en suite?

      I think all I really like is the size of the room and maybe the natural light - it’s a bit hard to tell from this angle.

    • @just_chill
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      Add a door to the toilets while you are at it. It looks like the carpet was recently cleaned if I am not mistaken, good thing.

      • @M0oP0o@mander.xyz
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        As someone who had a carpeted bathroom as a child, it will never be clean in that area around the toilet. I don’t think a door is really needed though as this seems like the whole area is meant as a private sanctum.

        • @just_chill
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          810 months ago

          You only need to convice your SO then :)

          • @SomeoneElseMod@feddit.ukOPM
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            That’s what I was thinking. As much as I love my partner, I have no interest in watching him shit from the bed, thanks.

  • @MrFagtron9000@lemmy.world
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    Is there anything more disgusting than carpeted areas around a tub or toilet?

    Like what the fuck were they thinking?

    All of the other 70s and '80s trends - like the really dark wood paneling, ugly orange colors, that’s just aesthetics. Maybe we’ll go back to liking wood paneling at some point.

    Carpet in a bathroom is not aesthetics or fashion It is fucking disgusting and unsanitary.

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      kinda shocked of all things people don’t mention the ceiling mirror

      literally only one reason that exists

  • @imgonnatrythis@lemm.ee
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    Wrong sub bruh. This is glorious. If you search those cabinets hard enough you know you are going to find some left over cocaine.

  • happybadger [he/him]
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    3410 months ago

    The semi-transparent toilet curtain in direct view of the bed is such an uncomfortable choice.

    • @M0oP0o@mander.xyz
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      710 months ago

      Look at it this way, after eating $50 worth of taco bell do you want any doors between you and a toilet?

        • @SomeoneElseMod@feddit.ukOPM
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          Eh, she’s 90 and a bit racist. She’s better in theory than reality. I have got a non-racist one who’s really fun though. No avocado bathroom but her taste is tacky as hell in the all-white-everything with diamanté touches kinda way. She used to be a gogo dancer, I bet she has a few stories to tell about the goings on in conversation pits!

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      You know, I just want a variety in appliance style. I hate how trendy the appliance industry is; it’s hard to maintain a kitchen consistently. Because appliances wear and tear at different speeds, I’ve got a beige refrigerator, a white microwave, a steel and black range, a steel and grey dishwasher, a grey with chrome toaster oven, and a black stand mixer.