Shame he’s not stroking his beard. Because that is a choice beard-stroking moment.
Lookin’ presidential af.
That’s my senator!
(Tanis has never even been to Michigan, let alone voted for El-Sayed. Her own senators are Merkley and Wyden of Oregon, and are excellent in their own rights, but they are not El-Sayed.)
I once fucked a chick from Michigan.
He should have sent trump a pack of diapers after winning
Ha love the disclaimer

I cain’t beleive they put arabic at the bottom of the sign!
Pretty sure that’s braille 😄
Arabic numbers, it’s the beginning of shawarma law!
HOW DO I EXPLAIN FALAFEL TO MUH KIDS?!!
Actually, AES himself proposed shawarma law:
“If there’s lettuce in it, that’s not a shawarma. You’ve been told a lie.”
You politician abbreviators do not get to take another IT abbreviation from us dammit. Leave the Advanced Encryption Standard alone!
Let’s share this on X anyway, none of the MAGA morons over there will know the difference. Time to trigger some idiots. #MuslimTakeover #ShariaLaw
My comment wouldn’t have been a joke if it weren’t!
… are they going to have to make him a new plaque when he’s sworn in? Because while that’s slightly wasteful it’s also absolutely hilarious.
The secret big plaque doesn’t want you to know is that all plaques are temporary and disposable, some just sooner than others.
Yes they will make him a new set of plaques, they often come in two unless you’re buying glass ones, in my limited time experience as an office admin a few years back.
Do they need to make a new one when he is sworn in?
Probably 🤷🏻




