


I offer absurdist edits of absurdist Heathcliff comics, make food, post political memes.



You can use absolute numbers like ”The answer to life, the universe and everything is |42|.”
Unless it’s after hours. That’s when they start shooting porn.
They marked where they were going to lay the line but there wasn’t a single mark for anything that was already there. Cutting at least one of the two lines in the ground was inevitable cutting both was foreseeable. Good thing we don’t have sewer here. They probably would have cut it too.
I saw them digging and there was no way I was passing it up.
It smelled like the apocalypse during the work. First they broke the water main. Then they cut the gas line.
It is definitely getting harder.
I’ve been hitting YouTube looking for actual people.
Pasta Grammar
Tasting History
De mi Rancho a Tu Cocina
Pasta Grannies
Hatice Oncel
Some guy named Alton Brown recently started posting videos. He only had two up so far but he shows promise.
I don’t tend to cook what they are but I do get inspired between them and what I have on hand.
When I know exactly what in looking for I search and look at a few recipes and see if they pass the sniff test or not based on the photos and ingredients. Like are they mixing in a different bowl in two different pictures? Dl

The article is about how they don’t work. It’s why we are talking about it. Anyway, you decided insults were the way to go so I’m out after the first sentence.

What’s to the right of the right?

I’m still confused as to why people are defending a tool that doesn’t work. Why they want people to depend on something that doesn’t do what it says it does and how that’s a good thing. You acknowledge it’s a rare situation (one in a million) but then think a tool with a one in a million chance of doing what it advertises is going to be helpful. That’s a one in a trillion chance of it actually being helpful.
I would never recommend a tool that doesn’t do its job to someone and feel like I made the ethical move. Especially for a life situation. A false set of security is not security.


I’ve always thought there was a fundamental design flaw in the Klingon symbol because it looks like an abstraction of the Starfleet symbol. Too much triangle.
Different kind of Jain. Less firepower.


I’m not really sure how long it took. I started after dinner but before putting the chickens away so maybe 6:30? and finished at 10. But I took a few breaks for laundry and stuff. So maybe two and a half hours?
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I don’t get stoned. And I kinda had to plan hours in advance even with the dough made the day before. I kinda just make batches of dough and figure out what I’m going to do with them days later.

There, you answered your own questions. Now we know that you are just one replication study away from either feeling justified or changing your mind.

I don’t know yet. But now that we know alternatives to these tools are needed we can let some experts in the field figure that out. Because we now know that these are useless on laminated glass and, per the article, a third of the tools sampled didn’t even work on non-laminated glass.
The article also points out how useless the seatbelt cutter is. And after hanging upside-down in my truck last December I can attest from first hand experience that the cutter would have definitely done more harm than good in my particular case.

Did you read the article? It’s the entire reason this post exists. There are two citations that will answer your questions.
Please surrender your license to math.